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I've certainly never had a single crash while playing top-of-the-line games on an Apple.
@doctor-phibes said in Why:
I've certainly never had a single crash while playing top-of-the-line games on an Apple.
I call bullshit.
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I don't even own a Mac. I've never had one crash on me, though.
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I've certainly never had a single crash while playing top-of-the-line games on an Apple.
@doctor-phibes said in Why:
I've certainly never had a single crash while playing top-of-the-line games on an Apple.
Just because the screen comes crashing down on you doesn’t mean you won Angry Birds.
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@doctor-phibes said in Why:
I've certainly never had a single crash while playing top-of-the-line games on an Apple.
Just because the screen comes crashing down on you doesn’t mean you won Angry Birds.
@doctor-phibes said in Why:
I've certainly never had a single crash while playing top-of-the-line games on an Apple.
Just because the screen comes crashing down on you doesn’t mean you won Angry Birds.
Angry Birds - is that the one where women walk in on you while you're researching adult movie clips?
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@doctor-phibes said in Why:
I've certainly never had a single crash while playing top-of-the-line games on an Apple.
Just because the screen comes crashing down on you doesn’t mean you won Angry Birds.
@doctor-phibes said in Why:
I've certainly never had a single crash while playing top-of-the-line games on an Apple.
Just because the screen comes crashing down on you doesn’t mean you won Angry Birds.
Apple innovated a solution to screens coming crashing down - Apple's monitor stands are legendary for their robustness against gravity related failure modes. A bargain at any price, for that sort of advanced safety technology.
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I wonder if Horace has ever contemplated the fact that he's financing a pop-culture cult.
You should really sell that stock, and reinvest the cash in pillows or something.
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I wonder if Horace has ever contemplated the fact that he's financing a pop-culture cult.
You should really sell that stock, and reinvest the cash in pillows or something.
@doctor-phibes said in Why:
I wonder if Horace has ever contemplated the fact that he's financing a pop-culture cult.
If quality products that keep us safe from avalanches of falling monitors are wrong, then I don't want to be right. But by all means buy a Samsung or a PC - don't expect me to dig you out from the landfill-sized mound of monitors that fall on you.
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@doctor-phibes said in Why:
I wonder if Horace has ever contemplated the fact that he's financing a pop-culture cult.
If quality products that keep us safe from avalanches of falling monitors are wrong, then I don't want to be right. But by all means buy a Samsung or a PC - don't expect me to dig you out from the landfill-sized mound of monitors that fall on you.
@doctor-phibes said in Why:
I wonder if Horace has ever contemplated the fact that he's financing a pop-culture cult.
If quality products that keep us safe from avalanches of falling monitors are wrong, then I don't want to be right. But by all means buy a Samsung or a PC - don't expect me to dig you out from the landfill-sized mound of monitors that fall on you.
The MyPillow would also protect you from falling monitors, at a fraction of the price. You'd also be secure in the knowledge that they weren't being built by armies of Chinese slave-children, but rather by the Oompa-Loompa-like people that Mike Lindell personally rescued from the attempted Capitol takeover, and allowed to work in his top-secret establishment.
I've heard that there are golden tickets being made available as we freaking speak!
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@doctor-phibes said in Why:
I wonder if Horace has ever contemplated the fact that he's financing a pop-culture cult.
If quality products that keep us safe from avalanches of falling monitors are wrong, then I don't want to be right. But by all means buy a Samsung or a PC - don't expect me to dig you out from the landfill-sized mound of monitors that fall on you.
The MyPillow would also protect you from falling monitors, at a fraction of the price. You'd also be secure in the knowledge that they weren't being built by armies of Chinese slave-children, but rather by the Oompa-Loompa-like people that Mike Lindell personally rescued from the attempted Capitol takeover, and allowed to work in his top-secret establishment.
I've heard that there are golden tickets being made available as we freaking speak!
@doctor-phibes said in Why:
@doctor-phibes said in Why:
I wonder if Horace has ever contemplated the fact that he's financing a pop-culture cult.
If quality products that keep us safe from avalanches of falling monitors are wrong, then I don't want to be right. But by all means buy a Samsung or a PC - don't expect me to dig you out from the landfill-sized mound of monitors that fall on you.
The MyPillow would also protect you from falling monitors, at a fraction of the price. You'd also be secure in the knowledge that they weren't being built by armies of Chinese slave-children, but rather by the Oompa-Loompa-like people that Mike Lindell personally rescued from the attempted Capitol takeover, and allowed to work in his top-secret establishment.
I've heard that there are golden tickets being made available as we freaking speak!
And I thought you had peaked.
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@doctor-phibes said in Why:
@doctor-phibes said in Why:
I wonder if Horace has ever contemplated the fact that he's financing a pop-culture cult.
If quality products that keep us safe from avalanches of falling monitors are wrong, then I don't want to be right. But by all means buy a Samsung or a PC - don't expect me to dig you out from the landfill-sized mound of monitors that fall on you.
The MyPillow would also protect you from falling monitors, at a fraction of the price. You'd also be secure in the knowledge that they weren't being built by armies of Chinese slave-children, but rather by the Oompa-Loompa-like people that Mike Lindell personally rescued from the attempted Capitol takeover, and allowed to work in his top-secret establishment.
I've heard that there are golden tickets being made available as we freaking speak!
And I thought you had peaked.
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@doctor-phibes said in Why:
Or the price of their monitors.
This one's now on sale, and cheaper!
I was going to say cheap at half the price, but it's already at half the price.
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Sometimes I worry about the inevitability of the coming Socialist revolution, and then I think of Horace, and I'm comforted to think of what will happen to him.
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Sometimes I worry about the inevitability of the coming Socialist revolution, and then I think of Horace, and I'm comforted to think of what will happen to him.
@doctor-phibes said in Why:
Sometimes I worry about the inevitability of the coming Socialist revolution, and then I think of Horace, and I'm comforted to think of what will happen to him.
In any great calamity, lots of jerks will be deeply saddened. That is a comfort to us all.
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