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  • LuFins DadL Offline
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    LuFins Dad
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    Not a Cleveland Indian Thread…

    How is a 32” tall toddler escaping a crib where the sides come up to the same height as his eyes. There is nothing to climb on, the slats are vertical, and the head and foot boards are taller than him. This kid has a 50% chance of tripping over his own feet crossing the room, but yet he is Spider-Man when it comes to his crib…

    The Brad

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    • MikM Offline
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      Determination. Lower the mattress.

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      • AxtremusA Offline
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        Put him in a cage where he is enclosed on all six sides, not just five like a crib.

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        • MikM Mik

          Determination. Lower the mattress.

          LuFins DadL Offline
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          @mik said in How?:

          Determination. Lower the mattress.

          It is at the lowest level…

          The Brad

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          • Catseye3C Offline
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            #5

            https://thepostpartumparty.com/toddler-climbing-out-of-crib/

            https://www.todaysparent.com/toddler/toddler-behaviour/is-your-toddler-climbing-out-of-his-crib/

            https://www.healthline.com/health/childrens-health/toddler-climbing-out-of-crib#causes

            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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            • AxtremusA Offline
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              #6

              Build the walls fences higher!

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              • JollyJ Offline
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                How old is the lad?

                “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                • CopperC Offline
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                  Barbed wire

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                  • CopperC Copper

                    Barbed wire

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                    @copper said in How?:

                    Barbed wire

                    That's sooo 19th century! Try something more modern:

                    https://www.lowes.com/pd/Zareba-Systems-2-Mile-AC-Powered-Electric-Fence-Charger/1002886714

                    “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                    Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                      Do you hear a THUD when he lands on the ground? I'm sure he's just pulling himself up and using his legs to push off of the vertical slats until he gets a foot over.

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                      • Catseye3C Offline
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                        What 89th said. See Youtube for shows about babies climbing out of cribs. With the added piquancy of videographers aiming rock-steady vidcams at the babies as they risk life and limb going over the side.

                        Agile little moneys, they are.

                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                        • JollyJ Jolly

                          How old is the lad?

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                          @jolly said in How?:

                          How old is the lad?

                          21 months

                          The Brad

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