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Great. First the WuFlu, now the Murder Hornet

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    #7

    Trump Retaliates Against Asian Murder Hornets With American Kamikaze Bears

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump has retaliated against the release of Asian murder hornets with newly developed kamikaze bears.

    Trump deployed the bears all across Asia Tuesday morning, laughing maniacally as the aggressive predators who will definitely kill you charged into China exploding themselves wherever they could.

    The bears are flung from aircraft carriers and fly into their targets, frightening people because they're friggin' bears and then exploding everybody to death. They have been trained to roar, "AMERICA, SON!" as they approach their target, striking even more fear into the hearts of their foes.

    "What's better than hornets? Bears. Kamikaze bears. The best bears, maybe ever," Trump said as he unveiled six of the kamikaze bears, the deadliest biological weapon in American history. "Who's a good bear? You are. That's right. Bears! The best! Everyone says so!"

    Members of the press slowly backed away from the large, aggressive predators, but it was too late. "Why don't we try this out on the media?" Trump said. "Bears, attack!")

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Murder hornets-- but with the right lawyer, involuntary manslaughter honeybees.

      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
      -Cormac McCarthy

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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        Murder hornets-- but with the right lawyer, involuntary manslaughter honeybees.

        George KG Offline
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        George K
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        @jon-nyc said in Great. First the WuFlu, now the Murder Hornet:

        Murder hornets-- but with the right lawyer, involuntary manslaughter honeybees.

        lol

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • MikM Offline
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          Mik
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          #10

          Get Praying Mantises. They like to eat murder hornet heads.

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          https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ShadowyHandmadeCalf-mobile.mp4

          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          • MikM Mik

            Get Praying Mantises. They like to eat murder hornet heads.

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            https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ShadowyHandmadeCalf-mobile.mp4

            taiwan_girlT Offline
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            @Mik

            Wow!!!!! That was quite brutal. Ate its head off!! 😲

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            • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

              @Mik

              Wow!!!!! That was quite brutal. Ate its head off!! 😲

              George KG Offline
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              George K
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              @taiwan_girl probably the tastiest part.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • George KG George K

                @taiwan_girl probably the tastiest part.

                taiwan_girlT Offline
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                @George-K

                😂 😂

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                • George KG Offline
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                  George K
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                  #14

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • 89th8 Offline
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                    89th
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                    #15

                    😂

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                    • jon-nycJ Online
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                      jon-nyc
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                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                        #17

                        Lol

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                        • jon-nycJ Online
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                          jon-nyc
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                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                          -Cormac McCarthy

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                            George K
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
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                              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                              -Cormac McCarthy

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                                It all seemed believable until I got to February

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                                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                -Cormac McCarthy

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                                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                  It all seemed believable until I got to February

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                                  George K
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                                  @jon-nyc 🤣

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                                      sting.jpg

                                      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                        Hahahaha

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                                        • George KG Offline
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                                          George K
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                                          #26

                                          Have a nice morning, everyone!

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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