The New Coffee Room

@Mik said in Kamala’s statement on Iran:

Why didn't they have TOTUS?

I was at the beach house, helping POTUS do some "commanding." Someone forgot to pack me up.

Who ya gonna believe, The White House, or your own lying eyes and ears?

@Mik said in What if you gave a debate...:

He gets to use TOTUS.

@Jolly said in McCarthy: Trump can’t win:

Dude, seen a five minute Biden rant?

I'm available!

Hell, even I noticed it!

...your own lying ears?

White House assistant press secretary Emilie Simons:

My secret.

@mik and he thanked me!

How am I doing, so far?

I'm just thrilled to have a job again!

@AndyD said in The Speech:

He reads from the teleprompter well btw.

You ain't seen nothing yet, Chump!