The New Coffee Room

I've never had a shaft that came off so clean and long.

He has not.

The vet asked him if he was sure about my gender - and he assured him that I had been "sexed." When I finally got adopted, he sent off a DNA sample.

I'm 100% XY chromosomes, and very comfortable with it.

The only thing that could make me happier is some extra pistachios.

Oh, I gained 30 grams in a year. I'm 2047 grams.

All's good. I had my beak and nails trimmed. No need to do wings, since I really don't fly around the house.

Clean bill of health for a 27 year old parrot.

You damn well better believe it. Mom was changing the water bowl in my cage last week.

Google this: subungual hematoma.

I won...again.

Thanks, everyone. It's odd being more than a quarter of a century old. I still feel like a two-year-old.

Spent some time sitting next to Dad's desk, chomping on mixed nuts, some twizzlers (a treat), and apples.

Ahem.

It's Sidney with an "I".

"Sydney is either an Australian city or a woman's name.

I am neither.

@Aqua-Letifer said in Lay-Offs:

Bro what the hell you like never leave the house.

I would get outside at the Cheddarshack.

@Horace said in Lay-Offs:

If it saves a single bird’s life, it’s worth it.

Thank you for your concern. My brothers thank you as well.