The New Coffee Room

Wow.

This makes it harder for Trump to later decide that he's going to declare victory and let the rest of the world worry about the strait. That will be a very obvious L after this.

At trader Joes, parking lot crowded AF, literally no spots, cars circling. A spot opens up, I head to it, I see a car coming around the corner from the other direction heading to it, we both speed up, I win.

A few minutes later a woman comes up to me in the store.

Her: Excuse me, I'm the person who's spot you stole.

Me: In what sense was it your spot?

Her: I saw it first, and you sped up to steal it from me.

Me: You can't possibly know whether you saw it first, you just know you saw the spot before you saw me. I also saw the spot before I saw you, and you also sped up.

Her: You're a nasty person.

Me: Okay, Karen.

Wait until Vance finds out. He'll probably lead the impeachment process himself.

Yeah, more likely they'll start attacking more soft targets in the gulf states.

Ultimatum on opening the strait.

Power plants targeted (‘obliterated’) if not.

From former President George w Bush:

Laura and I are deeply saddened by the loss of Robert Mueller. Bob dedicated his life to public service. As a Marine in Vietnam, he proved he was ready for tough assignments. He earned a Bronze Star and a Purple Heart before returning home to pursue law. In 2001, only one week into the job as the 6th Director of the F.B.I., Bob transitioned the agency mission to protecting the homeland after September 11. He led it effectively, helping prevent another terrorist attack on U.S. soil. Laura and I send our heartfelt sympathy to his wife of nearly 60 years, Ann, and the Mueller family.

It’s real.

Every now and then he still manages to shock. Enough that I’m tempted to verify if that’s real. But I imagine you already did.

Also he was asked by a reporter, it wasn’t like the Japanese pm was putting him on the spot. She was just the person close by to be rude to.

I know but it’s cheating. Have some nice reds while you’re there.

It’s short for involuntarily celibate. Dudes who can’t get laid basically.

I’ll take that but I prefer to be liked for the Dark and Inappropriate Memes thread.

@kluurs said:

@jon-nyc said:

Sweet.

It’s not April 1 yet Premature headline

Hater.

Hilarious

Sweet.

Haha you opened the thread, loser.