The New Coffee Room

Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

A: None

Yeah I went to bed at 1. Up now to wrap. No assembly required.

Merry Christmas, bro.

The Christmas Truce

Read the thread.

@Doctor-Phibes

I owned one Ford in my early 20s and it almost bankrupted me.

I had the most Christmasy Christmas Eve in 25 years.

We had visitors (11 of us total), ate well, played games, etc.

@Axtremus

The short answer is that Islam is foul.

You think he bothered kissing them?

The roofie is the foreplay.

@George-K said in Mr. Clemency:

It could happen...

I don’t think so. He could pardon them for past violations of immigration law, but that wouldn’t change their immigration status. They’d be illegal again tomorrow.

Think of the days before weather forecasting. When it started raining you had no idea if it was going to blow by in an hour or destroy your home.

I hate Elizabeth Warren but even if she set my house on fire it wouldn’t change my views on (say) healthcare or foreign policy.

@LuFins-Dad said in Li Leaves:

@jon-nyc said in Li Leaves:

But it was the party's vitriolic response to a subsequent appearance on Fox News that pushed her rightward, she said on "Piers Morgan Uncensored."

I always find it strange when people change their political beliefs based on interpersonal squabbles. Those two things seem totally orthogonal to me.

Or maybe she’s seeing that everything has shifted leftward and that the Trump positions are closer to the Clinton positions that brought her to the party in the 90s? Just saying…

She didn’t say that. She said people were mean to her so she went rightward.

You mean health-negative?

Some people are just too online.

Ask her to show you her tits. I’m curious how she responds.

But it was the party's vitriolic response to a subsequent appearance on Fox News that pushed her rightward, she said on "Piers Morgan Uncensored."

I always find it strange when people change their political beliefs based on interpersonal squabbles. Those two things seem totally orthogonal to me.

December 21, fridge makes a funny noise for 10-15m or so. I wake up and my eggs are frozen, half of them cracked, even though the fridge is set at 37. It’s limping along but I’ll need to get that fixed.

December 22, my microwave (the expensive drawer kind) makes a god awful noise and stopped working.

December 23, I go to home despot at 7am to buy a cheapie microwave. While I’m in the store, I remote start the car to warm it up. It was on defrost setting. I come out of the store to a long (3ft), curved crack in my windshield. It was 10F outside and I was pumping hot air onto the inside of the glass.

Expensive week.