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Some of these are really good.

they even have to import communists.

I have a few ideas but I'd love to see what you all think.

Philly.

Supposedly tomorrow they'll be using ICE personnel to assist. I'm down with that. Of course before Mayla got her green card I would have canceled my trip first.

Atlanta today:

LGA was a nightmare on Friday. Curiously, I went through Tuesday and it was one of my fastest ever experiences there - basically 0 wait for TSA recheck WITH touches entry.

Friday Mayla and I head to Thailand out of JFK. She's not in TSA pro check yet. I hope something gives this week or we'll be arriving 4+ hours early.

Profiles in Courage.

I think it’s more likely to tip him to occupying Kharg island.

A lot of prominent Iranian dissidents abroad are asking Trump not to attack the power plants, including Reza Palavi and that woman in Brooklyn they keep trying to kill.

In the background I’m sure the GCC are asking him to hold off too.

I think there’s a good chance he calls it off and says it’s in deference (not the word he’d use) to the dissidents.

And I’m sure 12 people would buy it.

But crickets on Mueller. I guess she knows her audience.

Wow.

@Axtremus said:

Chivalry is dead.
(Unless Jon identified as a woman at the time.)

a dude was driving. I didn’t even realize he had a passenger with him until she Karened cornered me in the store.

Wow.

This makes it harder for Trump to later decide that he's going to declare victory and let the rest of the world worry about the strait. That will be a very obvious L after this.

At trader Joes, parking lot crowded AF, literally no spots, cars circling. A spot opens up, I head to it, I see a car coming around the corner from the other direction heading to it, we both speed up, I win.

A few minutes later a woman comes up to me in the store.

Her: Excuse me, I'm the person who's spot you stole.

Me: In what sense was it your spot?

Her: I saw it first, and you sped up to steal it from me.

Me: You can't possibly know whether you saw it first, you just know you saw the spot before you saw me. I also saw the spot before I saw you, and you also sped up.

Her: You're a nasty person.

Me: Okay, Karen.