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Punxsutawny Phil was sentenced to 6 weeks community service in Rhode Island.

It should be nice and quick to get a UK passport. It’s not like thousands are in your position making summer plans.

It our only hope. Big or small.

@Doctor-Phibes said in Some good news (not):

Is there any way of bringing gay marriage into this discussion and hitting the trifecta?

I’ve always thought you were gay despite the fact that you’re in a marriage with a woman.

Does that count?

With all the BAFTA controversy, my buddy wrote a ‘Tourette’s Chrome extension’ that randomly inserts swear words on website text.

An example:

"Making a statement in the Commons, Sir Lindsay bitch said dick he felt it was his "duty penis and responsibility" feck to pass the information he had shit received to fuck police.

He did not provide any fuck details, but the BBC understands he passed on information he received in the British Virgin Islands piss during a visit last week bastard that Lord Mandelson was planning to travel there.""

He said he’s never been so proud.

Back story: Some cops were hit by snowballs in Washington square park the other day. Not quite as nefarious as it sounds, there was a snowball fight already going on and cops walked in the middle of it and a few of the folks targeted them opportunistically. Still very shitty behavior.

It’s on, bitch.

I’m heading down to city hall to pelt the MF with some hard-ass ice balls on his way to work.

I saw a statistic today that there are about twice as many 65+ year olds as there were in 2004 and about the same number of 18 year olds.

And, whatever you think of immigration, far fewer working age immigrants to help fill the gap.

But I totally called this.

lol

The Massie rumor tended out not to be true. He sat with the GOP. I would have won the bet after all.

The athletic NA beers are nice.

I’ve been alcohol free for a while now. 7 months maybe? Due to being on an antibiotic

I would have lost money on this bet.

Nice! Keep up the good work!

That’s a given.

Biggest surprise guest?
How many things will he announce that he can’t actually do without Congress?
Will all the justices show?
Will anyone walk out?