The New Coffee Room

Nice little punchline at the end.

Good stuff!

Showing ID and proving citizenship are vastly different things. Most people don’t have a passport.

The other odd thing is, if only people with passports voted the republicans would never win an election.

It makes me wonder if they’re believing their own memes about hundreds of thousands of illegals committing self-documenting federal crimes just because. Or if his plan is actually to control through the bureaucracy who can get proof of citizenship before November or at all.

Not long ago they stripped most libraries of the ability to accept passport applications, for example.

Matt’s comment. lol

I wonder if he moved to the center or just mobilized his base.

@Renauda said:

…down here...

Canadians aren’t allowed to say that unless they’re vacationing in Mexico.

jon-nyc said:

Micropeni make for strange bedfellows.

You can never know for sure if you were the first human being to ever craft a particular sentence but I’d bet large on the above.

Trump says he had his doctors see him amd put in some stents and now ‘he has a new lease on life’. Not sure what to make of that. It’s hard to believe that a US representative didn’t have access to good doctors already or that any competent cardiologist gave him a three month life expectancy when some stents would make him well.

I saw that clip. It was the closest Johnson has or will ever come to rebuking him in public. You can tell he was not happy about that.

Micropeni make for strange bedfellows.

A rather optimistic take on the war from an unexpected source. (Use the ‘reader’ view to get rid of the annoying page artifacts)

https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2026/3/16/the-us-israeli-strategy-against-iran-is-working-here-is-why

Journalist gets first nudged, then offers of $$, then death threats to change his reporting in order to make a polymarket bet settle the right way.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/gamblers-trying-to-win-a-bet-on-polymarket-are-vowing-to-kill-me-if-i-dont-rewrite-an-iran-missile-story/

Episodic blackouts are pretty common there but only outside of Havana. This looks to be nationwide.

The caricature of Tucker’s verbal ticks is great.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/17mZbm3dM5/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Straight of Hormuz??? More like Gay of Hormuz.