How to *not* talk to a cop

[Mik]

Especially since I was kind of hoping he'd whack her with the attitude adjustment stick.

[Aqua Letifer]

I was so hoping she wouldn't sign the ticket.

[Catseye3]

@horace said in How to *not* talk to a cop:

That’s why I encourage all men to identify as women one day per month, as a sensitivity training exercise.

[Copper]

@george-k said in How to *not* talk to a cop:

@mik said in How to *not* talk to a cop:

Extreme patience and courtesy. Bravo for the cop.

He was amazing, wasn’t he?

I guess you get used to it

[jon-nyc]

I hope her husband beats her.

[jon-nyc]

Oh, and George, the thread title should be "How not to talk to a cop". 'How to not talk to a cop' has a different meaning.

Oh, and Aqua? How did you miss that? This is your job. It's what we pay you to do.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in How to *not* talk to a cop:

Oh, and George, the thread title should be "How not to talk to a cop". 'How to not talk to a cop' has a different meaning.

OK, who told Jon that it's pedantry Monday?

[Copper]

@jon-nyc said in How to *not* talk to a cop:

I hope her husband beats her.

How could he/she not?

[Aqua Letifer]

@jon-nyc said in How to *not* talk to a cop:

Oh, and George, the thread title should be "How not to talk to a cop". 'How to not talk to a cop' has a different meaning.

Oh, and Aqua? How did you miss that? This is your job. It's what we pay you to do.

You're absolutely right, my apologies. You caught me sleeping with your sister on the job.

[Loki]

@jon-nyc said in How to *not* talk to a cop:

I hope her husband beats her.

Lol.

She gives Karen a bad name.