So....
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My dad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy.
This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.
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The doctor told me my prostate was good.
I was deeply touched.
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My dentist has lots of pictures of teeth and gums in her office.
Luckily my urologist hasn’t really decorated his.
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I told my wife I wanted to be cremated.
She made an appointment for Tuesday.
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I went to an antique auction today.
Four people bid on me.
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Probably only @bachophile will get this...
There were many doctors flying on a plane to attend a medical convention.
Two anesthesiologists were sitting in the rear of the plane when the flight attendant came on the intercom: “We need some help up here in first class. Please, would an anesthesiologist come up?”
The two docs looked at each other, and then decided the one on the aisle should see about the emergency.
He returned to his seat a few minutes later. His friend asked him what was going on.
The doctor said, “Oh, a surgeon in first class just needed me to adjust his seat.”
My version is “adjusting his light” same idea. But general surgeons don’t sit when they operate.
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What did Sir Lancelot say when he first saw Guinevere?
“I’d smite that.”