So....
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My buddy was bragging that his 3D printer could print a gun. But I wasn’t impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
Stealing....
The longest drum solo in history lasted 10 hours and 43 minutes.
It was performed by the kid sitting behind me on Delta 237 from LA to Tokyo.
Yeah, that one too.
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I’ve started seeing a girl… Fortunately, she hasn’t seen me, yet.