So....
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So....
I've always wondered why mosquitos don't become lawyers.
They're already blood sucking parasites, all they need is a briefcase....
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wrote on 7 May 2022, 18:55 last edited by
So..,,
A farmer"s wife left him after she caught him having sex with one of the horses..It was her worst fucking night mare....
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wrote on 7 May 2022, 19:00 last edited by
So....
For years I was a circus performer. For my act, I would place a walnut on a table, then take out my Johnson, swing it at the walnut and crack it open.
Recently though I've switched to a coconut.
My eyesight isn't what it used to be....
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So...
My doctor told me I could touch myself any time I wanted to.
Well.... his exact words were "you could have a stroke at any time" but hey.....
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wrote on 7 May 2022, 19:07 last edited by
So....
The worst thing to feel during a prostate exam is two hands on your shoulders....
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wrote on 7 May 2022, 19:10 last edited by
So...
"IT'S A BOY!! IT'S A BOY!!" I yelled, as i made a mental note to never visit Thailand again...
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Her: My husband’s been having trouble falling asleep.
Dr: Have you tried telling him about your day?
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My buddy was bragging that his 3D printer could print a gun. But I wasn’t impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
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wrote on 9 May 2022, 22:12 last edited by
The longest drum solo in history lasted 10 hours and 43 minutes.
It was performed by the kid sitting behind me on Delta 237 from LA to Tokyo.
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My buddy was bragging that his 3D printer could print a gun. But I wasn’t impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
wrote on 9 May 2022, 22:16 last edited byMy buddy was bragging that his 3D printer could print a gun. But I wasn’t impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
Stealing....
The longest drum solo in history lasted 10 hours and 43 minutes.
It was performed by the kid sitting behind me on Delta 237 from LA to Tokyo.
Yeah, that one too.
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wrote on 13 May 2022, 09:56 last edited by
I just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick an ice cube up off the kitchen floor.
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Anybody can masturbate under a sheet.
But it takes real skill to do it without the hairdresser noticing.
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So....
Why does the Russian Navy have glass bottom boats?...
So they can see their Air Force....
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So....
Why does the Russian Navy have glass bottom boats?...
So they can see their Air Force....
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If Elon Musk came out as gay, would you oppose Musk man dates?
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I always close my eyes when I kiss a woman.
In my experience you get far less pepper spray in them that way.
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wrote on 24 May 2022, 22:56 last edited by
I met my girlfriend on tinder.
Man that was awkward.
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I’ve started seeing a girl… Fortunately, she hasn’t seen me, yet.
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Q. Why is the sand wet?
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"How am I supposed to trust you when you keep running away every time I untie you?"