So....
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A man goes into a bar with two Dobermans. He greets the bartender and orders a Scotch for himself and two martinis for the dogs. The barkeep, being a broadminded fellow, brings all three their drinks. They drink up, the man thanks the bartender, and they leave.
The following night the man returns, again accompanied by the Dobies. Again he orders a Scotch for himself and martinis for the dogs. Again they all drink up, the man thanks the bartender, and they leave.
This goes on for five nights. Orders, drinks, thanks, leaves.
The following evening the man comes in alone, carrying a white box. He says to the bartender, "I want you to know how much I appreciate your service. It isn't everywhere that my two friends are made to feel so welcome. This is for you." He hands the box to the bartender, who opens it to find a large lobster. "Oh, thank you!" he says. "We'll have him for dinner!"
The man says, "Oh, he's already eaten. Why don't you take him to a show?"
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A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "You look like you just lost your only friend. Want to talk about it?" The guy says "I just found out one of my two sons is gay." The bartender says "geez guy.. here, have another beer on the house."
The next night the guy comes in again. The bartender says "still sad? What else happened?" The guy says "I found out my other son is gay too.." the bartender says "good grief man, doesn't ANYONE in your family like women?" The guy says "yeah... my wife..." -
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DON’T let them eat cake.
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@Axtremus Funny!!
