So....
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I just heard something suspicious outside and caught some asshole siphoning gas into my car.
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If after the lockdown you were given 2 options:
Fly with your wife to a dream destination or have a BBQ with the guys, what would you choose?
- Rare,
- Medium rare or
- Medium?
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Since hockey has been canceled, nobody has seen the Zamboni driver.
But don’t worry. He’ll resurface eventually.