Would somebody please attack me?

[Jolly]

I could use the $100,000...

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[Horace]

Martyrdom has never been so easily attainable nor so profitable than it is in progressive America.

[Aqua Letifer]

@jolly said in Would somebody please attack me?:

I could use the $100,000...

You're an older Republican white guy—you ain't gettin' shit.

Honestly, though, if you start identifying as someone who fancies dudes, and write a handful of Facebook posts talking about how oppressive that is, considering your age, your peers, and where you live, you'd set yourself up nicely for an equity windfall.

[Jolly]

@aqua-letifer said in Would somebody please attack me?:

@jolly said in Would somebody please attack me?:

I could use the $100,000...

You're an older Republican white guy—you ain't gettin' shit.

Honestly, though, if you start identifying as someone who fancies dudes, and write a handful of Facebook posts talking about how oppressive that is, considering your age, your peers, and where you live, you'd set yourself up nicely for an equity windfall.

Dude, I ain't the one with the Bull Rope hairdo...