Mildly interesting

[Horace]

I’ve tried so many different ass wipers. In my experience, if you want it done right, you have to do it yourself.

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

(Yeah I can’t sleep tonight)

[jon-nyc]

The removal process is mildly interesting. The fact that they’re all face tattoos of extremist political shit is even more so.

[Doctor Phibes]

[Mik]

Hmmm. I suppose so.

[Mik]

@Tom-K said in Mildly interesting:

@Mik

The job is still out there, tho' now called "Groom of the Robes."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Robes

But maybe not in a so intimate position. Henry VIII seems to have other occupants than the one in Wiki.

I dunno. I could see good King Charles maintaining the tradition.

[Tom-K]

Do your think they use toilet paper or just their tongue?

[jon-nyc]

If I were king I would have selected a Lady of the Stool.

[Mik]

You’re a bit older than your bride. Your dream might come true on day!

[Mik]

(Yeah, I know that’s some rude shit, but this is TNCR, after all)

[jon-nyc]

Lol

[AndyD]

Imagine gathering moss daily, and selecting the softest for His Majesty. No twigs or holly thank you.

We've only used paper for about a hundred years. One of my grandmothers was born in the 1880's and died in the 1970's. Would love to have asked her about the transition