Mildly interesting

[Horace]

I’ve tried so many different ass wipers. In my experience, if you want it done right, you have to do it yourself.

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

(Yeah I can’t sleep tonight)

[jon-nyc]

The removal process is mildly interesting. The fact that they’re all face tattoos of extremist political shit is even more so.

[Doctor Phibes]

[Mik]

Hmmm. I suppose so.

[Mik]

@Tom-K said in Mildly interesting:

@Mik

The job is still out there, tho' now called "Groom of the Robes."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Robes

But maybe not in a so intimate position. Henry VIII seems to have other occupants than the one in Wiki.

I dunno. I could see good King Charles maintaining the tradition.

[Tom-K]

Do your think they use toilet paper or just their tongue?

[jon-nyc]

If I were king I would have selected a Lady of the Stool.

[Mik]

You’re a bit older than your bride. Your dream might come true on day!

[Mik]

(Yeah, I know that’s some rude shit, but this is TNCR, after all)

[jon-nyc]

Lol

[AndyD]

Imagine gathering moss daily, and selecting the softest for His Majesty. No twigs or holly thank you.

We've only used paper for about a hundred years. One of my grandmothers was born in the 1880's and died in the 1970's. Would love to have asked her about the transition from moss to newspaper to izal...

[jon-nyc]