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  • MikM Mik

    Henry VIII of England, who reigned from 1509-1547, had people who were called "Grooms of Stool" whose job it was to wipe his butt. He had 4 such people during his reign, all of whom were knighted. He may have hated most of his wives, but he took care of his butt wipers.

    Henry VIII of England, is infamous for his six wives and ruthless political maneuvering, but one of the more bizarre aspects of his court was the role of the Groom of the Stool. Despite the humorous title and rather intimate job description, assisting the king with his toileting, the position was one of incredible trust, influence, and prestige.

    The Groom of the Stool was responsible for managing the king’s personal hygiene, including wiping his rear after using the royal close stool (a portable toilet). But the role went far beyond that.

    These grooms had unparalleled private access to the king, and because of the time spent in such close quarters, they became trusted confidants and even political advisors. The intimacy of the role created an unusual path to power, every Groom of the Stool during Henry’s reign was eventually knighted.

    In total, Henry VIII had four men serve in this position, including Sir William Compton and Sir Anthony Denny. Far from being laughed at, they were envied. In a court where access to the monarch was everything, the Groom of the Stool was arguably closer to Henry than anyone. He may have sent wives to the executioner, but he certainly looked after his butt wipers.

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    @Mik

    The job is still out there, tho' now called "Groom of the Robes."

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Robes

    But maybe not in a so intimate position. Henry VIII seems to have other occupants than the one in Wiki.

    Flushing the toilet is like practicing the piano; you just cannot go too long without doing it.--Axtremus

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      I’ve tried so many different ass wipers. In my experience, if you want it done right, you have to do it yourself.

      Education is extremely important.

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        Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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          (Yeah I can’t sleep tonight)

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            The removal process is mildly interesting. The fact that they’re all face tattoos of extremist political shit is even more so.

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              I was only joking

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                Hmmm. I suppose so.

                "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                  @Mik

                  The job is still out there, tho' now called "Groom of the Robes."

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Robes

                  But maybe not in a so intimate position. Henry VIII seems to have other occupants than the one in Wiki.

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                  @Tom-K said in Mildly interesting:

                  @Mik

                  The job is still out there, tho' now called "Groom of the Robes."

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Robes

                  But maybe not in a so intimate position. Henry VIII seems to have other occupants than the one in Wiki.

                  I dunno. I could see good King Charles maintaining the tradition.

                  "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                    Do your think they use toilet paper or just their tongue?

                    Flushing the toilet is like practicing the piano; you just cannot go too long without doing it.--Axtremus

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                      If I were king I would have selected a Lady of the Stool.

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                        You’re a bit older than your bride. Your dream might come true on day!

                        "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                          (Yeah, I know that’s some rude shit, but this is TNCR, after all)

                          "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                            Lol

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                              Imagine gathering moss daily, and selecting the softest for His Majesty. No twigs or holly thank you.

                              We've only used paper for about a hundred years. One of my grandmothers was born in the 1880's and died in the 1970's. Would love to have asked her about the transition

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