'Splain the dots

[George K]

I clicked on the "users online" link and got this picture.

What do the colored dots mean?

@mark and @LuFins-Dad are the outliers (but we always knew that, right?

[Horace]

Word on the street is that if you connect them, you solve a mysterie.

[taiwan_girl]

I think that "green" means active. "Red" means embarrassed.

Not sure why @LuFins-Dad was embarrassed? 555

[George K]

@taiwan_girl and @mark is ... what?

[Copper]

Orange is "Away"
Red "Do Not Disturb"
Green "Online"
Gray "Offline"

[Mik]

More fun to speculate.