Throuple?

[George K]

https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/bodybuilder-who-is-in-a-throuple-with-sex-dolls-says-his-two-partners-have-fallen-in-love-6268957721886720.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

[Doctor Phibes]

Steroids. They're a hell of a drug.

"Steroid use can cause anxiety, depression, paranoia and psychosis in those people who have a vulnerability to mental health problems. Drug use can lead to social and emotional problems and affect a person's relationship with family and friends."

Disclaimer: I'm not a proper doctor, I just play one on the internet.

[Jolly]

Give it a few years and it will be the new normal.