Major News

[Axtremus]

As reported by Fox News:
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-wh-tension-to-blame-for-major-getting-agitated-dog-expert-says

Biden WH 'tension' to blame for Major getting agitated, dog expert says
Cesar Millan said the problem doesn't lie with Major, but the situation and people the dog is surrounded by

[George K]

I thought all the White House chaos would end on January 21st this year.

[Horace]

The dog can fellate itself, so the media doesn't need to bother.

[George K]

@horace said in Major News:

The dog can fellate itself, so the media doesn't need to bother.

For about half an hour, I was wondering how I could segue the original story into something a little less, dare I say, tasteful.

Horace, once again, steps up to the plate, swings, and hits it out of the park.

Thank, buddy!

[Mik]

@horace said in Major News:

The dog can fellate itself, so the media doesn't need to bother.

• Snort

[Jolly]

The Secret Service are good at shooting agitated, but unarmed entities.

Put a 125g hollow point in his ear. He'll quit biting people.

[Loki]

It’s a bit ham handed but a fun read.