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  • George KG George K

    Cool stuff.

    I'm retired, so I'm not available should an epidural be required.

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    @george-k said in We have eggs:

    Cool stuff.

    I'm retired, so I'm not available should an epidural be required.

    Froggos are so smart, they have a system that doesn't require such things.

    The female gets very round when she's full of eggs, and the males sing their best trills to woo her. She selects her beau of the evening and meets him at the pond. He squeezes her sides to push out the eggs, fertilizes them, and bids her a fond adeiu until she is ready for another tryst.

    The eggs are on their own to develop into tadpoles, which are still on their own to develop into froglets, which are still on their own to grow up to become the next generation to raise more babies without any work other than to deposit their genetic material into a pond. Raise your hand if you just realized frogs are smarter than we are to have such a carefree system.

    The upside for us is the relationships we can have with our offspring, and the babies of our children. In some cases, that can be a tough call. 🙂

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    • MikM Mik

      Aare they free range eggs?

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      @mik said in We have eggs:

      Aare they free range eggs?

      Sort of. The froggo house is quite large, and they have room to jump, climb, hunt, sun themselves, and find a nice soft leaf for a bed. With its base, it's five feet tall, giving them at least four feet of climbing height, which is key for tree froggies. Their house is quite generous compared to what is recommended, but then the folks making the recommendations probably aren't thinking there will be a dozen frogs in it.

      They get fresh water every day, and as many crickets as they want, with some special treats of houseflies and blue bottle flies. Oh my, they love those. Crickets get dusted with vitamins and calcium every time they are put in the froggo house.

      The frogs as a group are eating about fifteen to twenty live crickets a day, and I now buy live crickets in bulk to keep a supply at hand. The last order was for 2000 1/2-inch crickets. Ayup, 2K of the little buggers. That should last at least six weeks, maybe longer. I keep them fed and watered, too, every few days. Seeing 2000 crickets all together is quite a sight.

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        Be kinda hard to dye those for Easter...

        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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        • JollyJ Jolly

          Be kinda hard to dye those for Easter...

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          @jolly
          Indeed. LOL

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            Now I’m thinking about frog penises, and whether it’s as weird to eat them as it is to eat frog legs. Yesterday I drove through Wyoming and had dinner at a place that offered Rocky Mountain oysters. That remains the weirdest thing I’ve thought about over the past couple days.

            Education is extremely important.

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            • HoraceH Horace

              Now I’m thinking about frog penises, and whether it’s as weird to eat them as it is to eat frog legs. Yesterday I drove through Wyoming and had dinner at a place that offered Rocky Mountain oysters. That remains the weirdest thing I’ve thought about over the past couple days.

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              @horace said in We have eggs:

              Now I’m thinking about frog penises, and whether it’s as weird to eat them as it is to eat frog legs. Yesterday I drove through Wyoming and had dinner at a place that offered Rocky Mountain oysters. That remains the weirdest thing I’ve thought about over the past couple days.

              Actually...If you're frogging, you don't just eat the legs. There is enough meat on the back, that it's worth keeping when you skin them out.

              BTW, did you try the oysters?

              “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

              Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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              • HoraceH Horace

                Now I’m thinking about frog penises, and whether it’s as weird to eat them as it is to eat frog legs. Yesterday I drove through Wyoming and had dinner at a place that offered Rocky Mountain oysters. That remains the weirdest thing I’ve thought about over the past couple days.

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                @horace
                Tree frogs are so tiny that their legs aren't even big enough to be worthwhile for humans to eat.

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                  From MN DNR:
                  Gray treefrogs breed in May when they move to breeding ponds. Clusters of up to 30 eggs are attached to vegetation near the surface of the water. The eggs hatch in three to six days. Tadpoles transform within two months. Adults reach maturity within two years.

                  Time to mark the calendar to start watching for hatching of eggs. It's hard to know whether they were fertilized or not, so it could be a bust. I will be very careful when adding fresh water to the pond to not disturb the egg mass.

                  Science in action here, folks! Biology 101 all over again, minus the dissections.

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                  • brendaB brenda

                    @george-k said in We have eggs:

                    Cool stuff.

                    I'm retired, so I'm not available should an epidural be required.

                    Froggos are so smart, they have a system that doesn't require such things.

                    The female gets very round when she's full of eggs, and the males sing their best trills to woo her. She selects her beau of the evening and meets him at the pond. He squeezes her sides to push out the eggs, fertilizes them, and bids her a fond adeiu until she is ready for another tryst.

                    The eggs are on their own to develop into tadpoles, which are still on their own to develop into froglets, which are still on their own to grow up to become the next generation to raise more babies without any work other than to deposit their genetic material into a pond. Raise your hand if you just realized frogs are smarter than we are to have such a carefree system.

                    The upside for us is the relationships we can have with our offspring, and the babies of our children. In some cases, that can be a tough call. 🙂

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                    @brenda said in We have eggs:

                    He squeezes her sides to push out the eggs, fertilizes them, and bids her a fond adeiu until she is ready for another tryst.

                    Leaving her holding the bag.

                    Men. 😕

                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                    • Catseye3C Catseye3

                      @brenda said in We have eggs:

                      He squeezes her sides to push out the eggs, fertilizes them, and bids her a fond adeiu until she is ready for another tryst.

                      Leaving her holding the bag.

                      Men. 😕

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                      @catseye3 said in We have eggs:

                      @brenda said in We have eggs:

                      He squeezes her sides to push out the eggs, fertilizes them, and bids her a fond adeiu until she is ready for another tryst.

                      Leaving her holding the bag.

                      Men. 😕

                      Not really. She walks away from the eggs never to return as well. The eggs are on their own, and that continues the entire lifespan of the tadpole, froglet, and frog. It's a rough world out there for the froggos, I tell ya!

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                        Actually I thought this was going to be about chickens. I suppose tastes like chicken is close enough.

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          Ain't never had frog eggs. Don't reckon I ever will.

                          But turtle eggs? Not bad, but don't taste like chicken eggs, fer shur.

                          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                          • JollyJ Jolly

                            @horace said in We have eggs:

                            Now I’m thinking about frog penises, and whether it’s as weird to eat them as it is to eat frog legs. Yesterday I drove through Wyoming and had dinner at a place that offered Rocky Mountain oysters. That remains the weirdest thing I’ve thought about over the past couple days.

                            Actually...If you're frogging, you don't just eat the legs. There is enough meat on the back, that it's worth keeping when you skin them out.

                            BTW, did you try the oysters?

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                            @jolly said in We have eggs:

                            @horace said in We have eggs:

                            Now I’m thinking about frog penises, and whether it’s as weird to eat them as it is to eat frog legs. Yesterday I drove through Wyoming and had dinner at a place that offered Rocky Mountain oysters. That remains the weirdest thing I’ve thought about over the past couple days.

                            Actually...If you're frogging, you don't just eat the legs. There is enough meat on the back, that it's worth keeping when you skin them out.

                            BTW, did you try the oysters?

                            Nope, settled for a ribeye and French onion soup.

                            Have you tried them? What did you think?

                            Education is extremely important.

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                              As the evening sun goes down, I wonder whether there will be more eggs put into the pond tonight. I would like to know which frog is already producing eggs, and whether any of the males are ready to fertilize them.

                              Froggo mating is pretty simple, not racy. The male frog just hugs the female. No viagra, no nothing. Just some pond water.

                              Special note @jon-nyc -
                              As soon as the sun comes around in the morning and shines in the window by the froggo house, they start climbing up the screen to sun their bellies. I really should take another picture of them doing that. The other day, there were five of them sunning their little white bellies at the same time.

                              Every time they do that, it reminds me of you and the thread about suntans where the sun usually doesn't shine. 😆

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                                As the evening sun goes down, I wonder whether there will be more eggs put into the pond tonight. I would like to know which frog is already producing eggs, and whether any of the males are ready to fertilize them.

                                Froggo mating is pretty simple, not racy. The male frog just hugs the female. No viagra, no nothing. Just some pond water.

                                Special note @jon-nyc -
                                As soon as the sun comes around in the morning and shines in the window by the froggo house, they start climbing up the screen to sun their bellies. I really should take another picture of them doing that. The other day, there were five of them sunning their little white bellies at the same time.

                                Every time they do that, it reminds me of you and the thread about suntans where the sun usually doesn't shine. 😆

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                                @brenda said in We have eggs:

                                I really should take another picture of them doing that. The other day, there were five of them sunning their little white bellies at the same time.

                                Oh, do!

                                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                • brendaB brenda

                                  As the evening sun goes down, I wonder whether there will be more eggs put into the pond tonight. I would like to know which frog is already producing eggs, and whether any of the males are ready to fertilize them.

                                  Froggo mating is pretty simple, not racy. The male frog just hugs the female. No viagra, no nothing. Just some pond water.

                                  Special note @jon-nyc -
                                  As soon as the sun comes around in the morning and shines in the window by the froggo house, they start climbing up the screen to sun their bellies. I really should take another picture of them doing that. The other day, there were five of them sunning their little white bellies at the same time.

                                  Every time they do that, it reminds me of you and the thread about suntans where the sun usually doesn't shine. 😆

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                                  @brenda said in We have eggs:

                                  Froggo mating is pretty simple, not racy.

                                  Unless, of course, you're a froggo.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  • George KG George K

                                    @brenda said in We have eggs:

                                    Froggo mating is pretty simple, not racy.

                                    Unless, of course, you're a froggo.

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                                    @george-k said in We have eggs:

                                    @brenda said in We have eggs:

                                    Froggo mating is pretty simple, not racy.

                                    Unless, of course, you're a froggo.

                                    Remember Jurgi and Emmie?
                                    One evening, Emmie came walking down the center of the porch toward our chairs. She was huge. Her sides were distended so much she was only walking, not hopping. She looked over at Jurgi, who was snacking on bugs by the bug catcher, and she made a chirp that sounded like a command while looking right at him. She left and Jurgi followed. The next morning there was a huge pile of eggs in their pond by the porch.

                                    The next evening, Emmie hopped up to the porch looking just like her old self. 😀

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                                    • HoraceH Horace

                                      @jolly said in We have eggs:

                                      @horace said in We have eggs:

                                      Now I’m thinking about frog penises, and whether it’s as weird to eat them as it is to eat frog legs. Yesterday I drove through Wyoming and had dinner at a place that offered Rocky Mountain oysters. That remains the weirdest thing I’ve thought about over the past couple days.

                                      Actually...If you're frogging, you don't just eat the legs. There is enough meat on the back, that it's worth keeping when you skin them out.

                                      BTW, did you try the oysters?

                                      Nope, settled for a ribeye and French onion soup.

                                      Have you tried them? What did you think?

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                                      @horace said in We have eggs:

                                      @jolly said in We have eggs:

                                      @horace said in We have eggs:

                                      Now I’m thinking about frog penises, and whether it’s as weird to eat them as it is to eat frog legs. Yesterday I drove through Wyoming and had dinner at a place that offered Rocky Mountain oysters. That remains the weirdest thing I’ve thought about over the past couple days.

                                      Actually...If you're frogging, you don't just eat the legs. There is enough meat on the back, that it's worth keeping when you skin them out.

                                      BTW, did you try the oysters?

                                      Nope, settled for a ribeye and French onion soup.

                                      Have you tried them? What did you think?

                                      I'd rather have the ribeye.

                                      There are some things I would eat if I was hungry, but wouldn't normally care for. Liver&onions, a red gaspergou stew and calf fries fall under that category.

                                      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                        There was another cluster of eggs again this morning. 😮

                                        I think they're getting serious about all this.

                                        I'm hoping we get some tadpoles. 😊

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                                        • brendaB brenda

                                          There was another cluster of eggs again this morning. 😮

                                          I think they're getting serious about all this.

                                          I'm hoping we get some tadpoles. 😊

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                                          @brenda said in We have eggs:

                                          There was another cluster of eggs again this morning. 😮

                                          I think they're getting serious about all this.

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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