Bill Gates and Fake Snow
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Sorry Richard that somehow America has become a haven for this kind of nonsense.
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God creates snow?
I always knew there was something wrong with that guy.
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Sorry Richard that somehow America has become a haven for this kind of nonsense.
@bachophile said in Bill Gates and Fake Snow:
Sorry Richard that somehow America has become a haven for this kind of nonsense.
OMG, we're a haven?
Well, ain't that special.
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Peasant 1: A witch! We have found a witch! Can we burn her?
Belvedere: How do you know that she is a witch?
Peasant 2: Because she looks like one!
Witch: I am not a witch! I am not a witch! They dressed me up like this, and this is not my nose it is a false one!
[Belvedere pulls off the false nose and opens his helmet]
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose, and the hat.
Peasant 2: She has a wart.
Belvedere: Why do you think that she is a witch?
Peasant 2: Well, she turned me into a newt.
[Belvedere gives him a disbelieving look]
Belvedere: A newt?
[Silence]
Peasant 2: Well I got better.
Peasant 3: Burn her anyway.
[Yells of "Burn her!"]
Belvedere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Tell me, what do you do with witches?
Peasants: Burn them!
Belvedere: Now, what do burn besides witches?
Peasant 3: More witches! [receives a punch from Peasant 1; silence]
Peasant 2: Wood?
Belvedere: So, why do witches burn? [more silence]
Peasant 2: Because there made of wood?
Belvedere: So, how do you tell if she is made of wood?
Peasant 3: Build a bridge out of her!
Belvedere: Ah, but cant you also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 3: Oh, right.
Belvedere: Tell me, does wood sink?
Peasant 1: No, it floats.
Belvedere: What also floats in water?
[lots of yelling and many wrong and random answers including very small rocks]
King Arthur: A duck!
Belvedere: Exactly!
Peasant 2: So if she weighs as much as a duck she is made of wood.
Belvedere: And therefore?
Peasants: A witch!
Belvedere: We shall use my largest scales.
[Having been revealed to weigh the same as a duck, therefore proving her a witch, the crowd goes insane] -
Me personally, I blame the Jewish space program.
Please love yourself.
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Me personally, I blame the Jewish space program.
@aqua-letifer said in Bill Gates and Fake Snow:
Me personally, I blame the Jewish space program.
Anti-Semite.
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@aqua-letifer said in Bill Gates and Fake Snow:
Me personally, I blame the Jewish space program.
Anti-Semite.
@jolly said in Bill Gates and Fake Snow:
@aqua-letifer said in Bill Gates and Fake Snow:
Me personally, I blame the Jewish space program.
Anti-Semite.
It's not my theory; I heard it from a Congresswoman.
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Me personally, I blame the Jewish space program.
@aqua-letifer said in Bill Gates and Fake Snow:
Me personally, I blame the Jewish space program.
I was wondering what would happen if you fired the Jewish Space Laser at the Gates Metal Snow?
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