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"I am not a pussy..."

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  • George KG Offline
    George KG Offline
    George K
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    #1

    "...I mean cat."

    https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjpmgp/i-am-not-a-cat-lawyer-using-zoom-cat-filter-tells-judge

    A court case in Texas was delayed by an adorable kitten filter. Lawyer Rod Ponton showed up to virtual court in the 394th district of Texas with a kitten filter turned on.

    His mouth moved, his eyes twitched back and forth, but he was a cat. Not a man. “Mr. Ponton I believe you have a filter turned on in your video settings,” Hon. Judge Roy B. Ferguson said.

    “Can you hear me judge?” The cat-Ponton said.

    “I can hear you,” Judge Ferguson said. “I think it’s a filter.”

    “It is and I don’t know how to remove it,” Ponton said. “I’ve got my assistant here and she’s trying to remove it but uh … I’m prepared to go forward with it. I’m here live. I’m not a cat.”

    Reached by phone by Motherboard, Ponton said he was unaware that the court had posted this video and was concerned it had his name on it.

    “Oh, that was just a mistake by my secretary,” he said. “I was using her computer and for some reason she had that filter on. I took it off and replaced it with my face. It was a case involving a man trying to exit the United States with contraband and contraband cash. All it was was a mistake. It was taken off and we had the hearing as normal.”

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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • jon-nycJ Online
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      jon-nyc
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      #2

      That's hilarious.

      Make sure you watch the 40s video.

      The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

      taiwan_girlT George KG 2 Replies Last reply
      • MikM Offline
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        Mik
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        #3

        alt text

        "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell

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        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

          That's hilarious.

          Make sure you watch the 40s video.

          taiwan_girlT Offline
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          taiwan_girl
          wrote on last edited by
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          @jon-nyc said in "I am not a pussy...":

          That's hilarious.

          Make sure you watch the 40s video.

          +1

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          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

            That's hilarious.

            Make sure you watch the 40s video.

            George KG Offline
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            George K
            wrote on last edited by
            #5

            @jon-nyc I sent that to my daughter.

            "I told my coworker that I will give her my next paycheck if she testifies using that filter. "

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • jon-nycJ Online
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              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              Cat guy is interviewed.

              Link to video

              The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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              • KlausK Offline
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                Klaus
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                The real question is: How do I add that cool filter to my Zoom? My list of filters is empty!

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                • KlausK Klaus

                  The real question is: How do I add that cool filter to my Zoom? My list of filters is empty!

                  George KG Offline
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                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
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                  @klaus said in "I am not a pussy...":

                  The real question is: How do I add that cool filter to my Zoom? My list of filters is empty!

                  https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2021/02/10/zoom-cat-filters-how-to-add-to-next-meeting/4466701001/

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • George KG George K

                    @klaus said in "I am not a pussy...":

                    The real question is: How do I add that cool filter to my Zoom? My list of filters is empty!

                    https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2021/02/10/zoom-cat-filters-how-to-add-to-next-meeting/4466701001/

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                    @george-k said in "I am not a pussy...":

                    @klaus said in "I am not a pussy...":

                    The real question is: How do I add that cool filter to my Zoom? My list of filters is empty!

                    https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2021/02/10/zoom-cat-filters-how-to-add-to-next-meeting/4466701001/

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                    • KlausK Klaus

                      @george-k said in "I am not a pussy...":

                      @klaus said in "I am not a pussy...":

                      The real question is: How do I add that cool filter to my Zoom? My list of filters is empty!

                      https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2021/02/10/zoom-cat-filters-how-to-add-to-next-meeting/4466701001/

                      611e6380-5e43-41f0-8eb0-416da0b87037-image.png

                      George KG Offline
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                      George K
                      wrote on last edited by
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                      @klaus

                      Ausgezeichnet!

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      • George KG Offline
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                        George K
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                        not cat.jpg

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • LuFins DadL Offline
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                          LuFins Dad
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                          I think he misread "advocate".

                          The Brad

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                          • George KG Offline
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                            George K
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                            Well, that didn't take long, LOL.

                            https://shirt.woot.com/plus/zoom-call-catastrophe-tees?ref=w_cnt_gw_dly_wobtn

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
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                              2 27 21 petthread (1).jpg

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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