I get old single white dudes, what do you get?

[jodi]

Usually with a military background. Sending me a friend request on facebook. About once a week. (Yes, I realize the sender is not as photographed) I laugh and delete them. Here is today’s, supposedly from Afghanistan. (Accidentally cropped that out of the picture)

[George K]

Nobody loves me.
Everybody hates me.
I'm going out to the garden to eat some worms.

[Horace]

playboy playmates, supermodels, etc etc. It gets old.

[Doctor Phibes]

I've had a few from ladies who sound rather Eastern European, and who appear to have surgical embellishments in a few key areas. I have thus far declined the attentions of these brazen hussies.

If you get any more 'lovers of animals', pass them on to me. I can probably give them a few tips.

[LuFins Dad]

I keep getting friend requests from a pimp named Shizzle Stick McFLY. That is absolutely the last time I let @jon-nyc borrow my phone.

[jodi]