At the San Antonio zoo. You can have the name a cockroach after your ex on Valentine's Day and then watch it get fed to a bird or reptile.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/31/us/name-cockroach-ex-valentines-day-trnd/index.html?fbclid=IwAR3TO5nkQ7mczHsZBif251Oe-rsY3fdt_bpwZWWRbA2OUbEzVHxtS2R5MsA
Seems somehow out of the spirit if the day.
