What the heck is wrong with kids nowadays?

[Doctor Phibes]

I just got told off by my daughter, who is online with her friends in the basement, as I brought up some light refreshment for later in the evening.

THREE! DAD, YOU DON'T NEED THREE. DON'T YOU DARE COME LATER FOR MORE! (background laughter from her bloody friends)

Now, I've somehow got to figure out a way of sneaking another can up at 10pm, because I'm fairly sure I'm going to need it.

At her age I'd be drunk by now on a Friday night.

[jon-nyc]

I blame the parents.

[Doctor Phibes]

@jon-nyc said in What the heck is wrong with kids nowadays?:

I blame the parents.

I only I knew who her real dad was

[Mik]

Well, I would have been something by this time. Drunk would be one option.

Count your blessings.

[Doctor Phibes]

@mik said in What the heck is wrong with kids nowadays?:

Well, I would have been something by this time. Drunk would be one option.

Count your blessings.

Oh trust me, I do. But getting lectured by her....

[LuFins Dad]

Luke’s girlfriend was over last night.

Me: Luke, is your sense of taste getting better?

Luke: A little.

Me: Hannah, how about your taste?

Hannah: Oh, I never had COVID... Why do you ask?

Me: Well, I figured you must have lost your taste if you started dating Luke...

...

...

Luke: You do realize that one day you are going to be connected to life support, and the decision will be in my hands, right?