What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?
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@xenon said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
Computer engineering, econ then MBA.
I’m a management consultant now. Describing what that is would likely make it sound even more vague.
When I was doing that I was once asked what the hardest part about my job is. I said “explaining to my mom what it is that I do”.
@jon-nyc said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
@xenon said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
Computer engineering, econ then MBA.
I’m a management consultant now. Describing what that is would likely make it sound even more vague.
When I was doing that I was once asked what the hardest part about my job is. I said “explaining to my mom what it is that I do”.
I remember a commercial I saw once, I don’t remember what they were selling, but they had consultants there.
COMPANY: thank you for coming and looking at our company. So what are your conclusions?
CONSULTANTS: you need to make more money!
COMPANY: OK, sounds good! How do we do that?
CONSULTANTS: oh, our firm doesn’t tell you how to do it. We just tell you what you need to do!!!
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@jon-nyc said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
@xenon said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
Computer engineering, econ then MBA.
I’m a management consultant now. Describing what that is would likely make it sound even more vague.
When I was doing that I was once asked what the hardest part about my job is. I said “explaining to my mom what it is that I do”.
I remember a commercial I saw once, I don’t remember what they were selling, but they had consultants there.
COMPANY: thank you for coming and looking at our company. So what are your conclusions?
CONSULTANTS: you need to make more money!
COMPANY: OK, sounds good! How do we do that?
CONSULTANTS: oh, our firm doesn’t tell you how to do it. We just tell you what you need to do!!!
@taiwan_girl a consultant is someone who asks to borrow your watch and then tells you what time it is.
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If you don't have a solution, there's good money to be made in perpetuating the problem. Seen it done many times. Often consultants of that sort are brought in to rubber stamp what the C levels already wanted to do, but provide them cover.
I started in journalism and ended up in programming. I used both to great effect in my career.
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Major was photography.
Dropped out after 2 years when the silver market went crazy in the early 1980s. All my film, and paper prices skyrocketed upward. I was also becoming better and better at programming computers.
Started my own custom software company in 1983 at age 21. Also learned how to repair Apple and IBM PCs. By 1985 I was de-soldering the ram chips on a 4 layer Mac 128 motherboard and installing higher capacity chips to upgrade it to 512k. Never looked back. by late 90s I was making my own power supllies and even made a water cooled, digital camera for astronomy.
My dad was not exactly excited about me wanting to be a photographer. He knew the prospects for long term, stable employment were not great for such a career.
He (and the supplies price increases) gently pushed me out of a degree in photography and into computer science and electronics. A day does not go by without me me being thankful for that.
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At one point, we had a guy hired to oversee Joint Commission concerns for nine hospitals, particularly building, physical plant and infection control problems.
One of the nurses at our place caught the guy passing off some of her forms and policies as some of his creations. After she started cobfabbing with her fellow witches and wizards, they determined the guy had been stealing ideas from everybody, changing up letterheads and then passing them off as his own.
Nice work, if you can get it...
“Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”
Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton
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At one point, we had a guy hired to oversee Joint Commission concerns for nine hospitals, particularly building, physical plant and infection control problems.
One of the nurses at our place caught the guy passing off some of her forms and policies as some of his creations. After she started cobfabbing with her fellow witches and wizards, they determined the guy had been stealing ideas from everybody, changing up letterheads and then passing them off as his own.
Nice work, if you can get it...
@jolly said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
At one point, we had a guy hired to oversee Joint Commission concerns for nine hospitals, particularly building, physical plant and infection control problems.
One of the nurses at our place caught the guy passing off some of her forms and policies as some of his creations. After she started cobfabbing with her fellow witches and wizards, they determined the guy had been stealing ideas from everybody, changing up letterheads and then passing them off as his own.
Nice work, if you can get it...
Healthcare oversight and regulation has been one of the top money wasting, scam-producing boondoggles of all time.
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill
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Mathematics/Physics - Joint Honours they called it. Ended up doing electrical engineering, sort of.
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So far my hypothesis has been a bit rejected in terms of degree, but the overall idea seems to be holding up.
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@jolly said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
At one point, we had a guy hired to oversee Joint Commission concerns for nine hospitals, particularly building, physical plant and infection control problems.
One of the nurses at our place caught the guy passing off some of her forms and policies as some of his creations. After she started cobfabbing with her fellow witches and wizards, they determined the guy had been stealing ideas from everybody, changing up letterheads and then passing them off as his own.
Nice work, if you can get it...
Healthcare oversight and regulation has been one of the top money wasting, scam-producing boondoggles of all time.
@mik said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
@jolly said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
At one point, we had a guy hired to oversee Joint Commission concerns for nine hospitals, particularly building, physical plant and infection control problems.
One of the nurses at our place caught the guy passing off some of her forms and policies as some of his creations. After she started cobfabbing with her fellow witches and wizards, they determined the guy had been stealing ideas from everybody, changing up letterheads and then passing them off as his own.
Nice work, if you can get it...
Healthcare oversight and regulation has been one of the top money wasting, scam-producing boondoggles of all time.
Amen. And amen.
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Dance with a minor in piano. Went to an all girls arts school. Used a little after graduating but not very much. Lol
(We used to drink lemon juice as we were told it would make us more flexible. I will probably have no bones left when I am older. Lol)
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Dance with a minor in piano. Went to an all girls arts school. Used a little after graduating but not very much. Lol
(We used to drink lemon juice as we were told it would make us more flexible. I will probably have no bones left when I am older. Lol)
@taiwan_girl said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
Dance with a minor in piano.
Do you have any videos you would like to share? I am academically interested in the art of dance.
Education is extremely important.
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@taiwan_girl said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
Dance with a minor in piano.
Do you have any videos you would like to share? I am academically interested in the art of dance.
@horace said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
@taiwan_girl said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
Dance with a minor in piano.
Do you have any videos you would like to share? I am academically interested in the art of dance.
I've got some of my dancing I'll send you. You'll love them!
I was only joking
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Music Ed. Was going to be a band director or go to one of the military bands...
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Dance with a minor in piano. Went to an all girls arts school. Used a little after graduating but not very much. Lol
(We used to drink lemon juice as we were told it would make us more flexible. I will probably have no bones left when I am older. Lol)
@taiwan_girl said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
Used a little after graduating but not very much. Lol
For propriety’s sake, might I suggest you add a subject in front of that verb? This place is full of reprobates.
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@taiwan_girl said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
Dance with a minor in piano.
Do you have any videos you would like to share? I am academically interested in the art of dance.
@horace said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
@taiwan_girl said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
Dance with a minor in piano.
Do you have any videos you would like to share? I am academically interested in the art of dance.
Had a doc tell me one time that he had put so many dollar bills in g-strings, that he probably funded at least one junior college degree...I suppose he was also invested in academics and dance.
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@horace said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
@taiwan_girl said in What Was Your College Major? What Did Your Career Turn Out to Be?:
Dance with a minor in piano.
Do you have any videos you would like to share? I am academically interested in the art of dance.
Had a doc tell me one time that he had put so many dollar bills in g-strings, that he probably funded at least one junior college degree...I suppose he was also invested in academics and dance.
