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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
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    #7151

    The grammar is kinda shit.

    But on tinder nerds message hot chicks and the hot chicks ignore them.

    A lot of nerds have good jobs, so on linked in they get sent messages by hot chicks (sometimes salespeople, sometimes probably bots or scammers with hot chicks avatars) and the nerds ignore them.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • George KG Offline
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      George K
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      #7152

      Bon appetit!

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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on last edited by
        #7153

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        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
          wrote on last edited by
          #7154

          IMG_4527.jpg

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • George KG Offline
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            George K
            wrote on last edited by
            #7155

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • MikM Offline
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              Mik
              wrote on last edited by
              #7156

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              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                The grammar is kinda shit.

                But on tinder nerds message hot chicks and the hot chicks ignore them.

                A lot of nerds have good jobs, so on linked in they get sent messages by hot chicks (sometimes salespeople, sometimes probably bots or scammers with hot chicks avatars) and the nerds ignore them.

                KlausK Offline
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                Klaus
                wrote on last edited by
                #7157

                @jon-nyc said in Funny Pics:

                The grammar is kinda shit.

                But on tinder nerds message hot chicks and the hot chicks ignore them.

                A lot of nerds have good jobs, so on linked in they get sent messages by hot chicks (sometimes salespeople, sometimes probably bots or scammers with hot chicks avatars) and the nerds ignore them.

                Sorry, I meant the one you posted before the LinkedIn one.

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                • KlausK Klaus

                  @jon-nyc said in Funny Pics:

                  The grammar is kinda shit.

                  But on tinder nerds message hot chicks and the hot chicks ignore them.

                  A lot of nerds have good jobs, so on linked in they get sent messages by hot chicks (sometimes salespeople, sometimes probably bots or scammers with hot chicks avatars) and the nerds ignore them.

                  Sorry, I meant the one you posted before the LinkedIn one.

                  jon-nycJ Offline
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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #7158

                  @Klaus

                  So she has a hair tie but it’s not in her hair but on her wrist.

                  Why might she have it?

                  Under what conditions might she decide she wants her hair out of her face? Or, you know, out of the way?

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                  MikM 1 Reply Last reply
                  • jon-nycJ Offline
                    jon-nycJ Offline
                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #7159

                    dcddd6c0-6de4-4318-bae5-3ba80dec4d1c.jpeg

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                    George KG 1 Reply Last reply
                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                      @Klaus

                      So she has a hair tie but it’s not in her hair but on her wrist.

                      Why might she have it?

                      Under what conditions might she decide she wants her hair out of her face? Or, you know, out of the way?

                      MikM Offline
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                      wrote on last edited by
                      #7160

                      @jon-nyc said in Funny Pics:

                      @Klaus

                      So she has a hair tie but it’s not in her hair but on her wrist.

                      Why might she have it?

                      Under what conditions might she decide she wants her hair out of her face? Or, you know, out of the way?

                      I got it right off. 😄

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                        George KG Offline
                        George KG Offline
                        George K
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #7161

                        @jon-nyc said in Funny Pics:

                        dcddd6c0-6de4-4318-bae5-3ba80dec4d1c.jpeg

                        @jon-nyc you posted that already

                        https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/320191

                        Also the story is dated a year ago, so a typo?

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
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                          #7162

                          Im sure its fake but its still funny. Maybe only once though.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            George K
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
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                              #7164

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                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
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                                    #7167

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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