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  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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    KlausK Offline
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    Klaus
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    #7150

    @jon-nyc I don't get it.

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      jon-nyc
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      #7151

      The grammar is kinda shit.

      But on tinder nerds message hot chicks and the hot chicks ignore them.

      A lot of nerds have good jobs, so on linked in they get sent messages by hot chicks (sometimes salespeople, sometimes probably bots or scammers with hot chicks avatars) and the nerds ignore them.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        Bon appetit!

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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          jon-nyc
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          #7153

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          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            George K
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            #7154

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              George K
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              #7155

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                Mik
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                #7156

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                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                  The grammar is kinda shit.

                  But on tinder nerds message hot chicks and the hot chicks ignore them.

                  A lot of nerds have good jobs, so on linked in they get sent messages by hot chicks (sometimes salespeople, sometimes probably bots or scammers with hot chicks avatars) and the nerds ignore them.

                  KlausK Offline
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                  wrote on last edited by
                  #7157

                  @jon-nyc said in Funny Pics:

                  The grammar is kinda shit.

                  But on tinder nerds message hot chicks and the hot chicks ignore them.

                  A lot of nerds have good jobs, so on linked in they get sent messages by hot chicks (sometimes salespeople, sometimes probably bots or scammers with hot chicks avatars) and the nerds ignore them.

                  Sorry, I meant the one you posted before the LinkedIn one.

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                  • KlausK Klaus

                    @jon-nyc said in Funny Pics:

                    The grammar is kinda shit.

                    But on tinder nerds message hot chicks and the hot chicks ignore them.

                    A lot of nerds have good jobs, so on linked in they get sent messages by hot chicks (sometimes salespeople, sometimes probably bots or scammers with hot chicks avatars) and the nerds ignore them.

                    Sorry, I meant the one you posted before the LinkedIn one.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #7158

                    @Klaus

                    So she has a hair tie but it’s not in her hair but on her wrist.

                    Why might she have it?

                    Under what conditions might she decide she wants her hair out of her face? Or, you know, out of the way?

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    • jon-nycJ Online
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                      jon-nyc
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                      #7159

                      dcddd6c0-6de4-4318-bae5-3ba80dec4d1c.jpeg

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                        @Klaus

                        So she has a hair tie but it’s not in her hair but on her wrist.

                        Why might she have it?

                        Under what conditions might she decide she wants her hair out of her face? Or, you know, out of the way?

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                        Mik
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                        #7160

                        @jon-nyc said in Funny Pics:

                        @Klaus

                        So she has a hair tie but it’s not in her hair but on her wrist.

                        Why might she have it?

                        Under what conditions might she decide she wants her hair out of her face? Or, you know, out of the way?

                        I got it right off. 😄

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                          George KG Offline
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                          George K
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                          @jon-nyc said in Funny Pics:

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                          @jon-nyc you posted that already

                          https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/320191

                          Also the story is dated a year ago, so a typo?

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            jon-nyc
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                            #7162

                            Im sure its fake but its still funny. Maybe only once though.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              George K
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                jon-nyc
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                                #7164

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nyc
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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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