Funny Pics
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George, it’s what, 4:30 in Chicago? What the hell are you doing awake?
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Actually, I posted that at 5 AM local time. I just woke up, and found that picture somewhere on the Internet.
I usually wake up at about 430 or so. Even though I’m retired, it’s very unusual for me to sleep past 5 AM.
On the other hand, I’m usually in bed and ready to sleep by 915.
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@George-K said in Funny Pics:
Actually, I posted that at 5 AM local time. I just woke up, and found that picture somewhere on the Internet.
I usually wake up at about 430 or so. Even though I’m retired, it’s very unusual for me to sleep past 5 AM.
On the other hand,
I’m usually in bed and ready to sleepI’m usually passed out by 915. -
A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this" said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That"s when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?", asked the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail, pointed at the cow's rear end, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"