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    Nunatax
    wrote on 26 Jan 2023, 18:12 last edited by
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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 27 Jan 2023, 14:19 last edited by
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      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
      -Cormac McCarthy

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        25 Jan 2023, 19:48

        Enough with the fucking egg jokes! They're $5 a freaking dozen!

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        Horace
        wrote on 27 Jan 2023, 17:00 last edited by
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        @Doctor-Phibes said in Funny Pics:

        Enough with the fucking egg jokes! They're $5 a freaking dozen!

        Local Hen Surpasses Elon Musk in Net Worth

        WOOSTER, OH — With egg prices soaring to historic highs, multi-billionaire Elon Musk has been dethroned as world's richest after local farmer Old Man Hopkins reported that his New Hampshire Red — who he had named "Hen" — had surpassed Musk in net worth.

        "Bok bok," said the hen in response to the news of her newly-laid riches.

        "Cluck, cluck, cluck," continued the hen to a horde of finance journalists who had swarmed Old Man Hopkins' farm in hopes of getting a sound bite from the world's wealthiest animal, which they, in fact, did. "Bok, bok, bu-GAWK!"

        With that final "bu-gawk," the hen then laid another golden capsule of vast riches, thus earning the prosperous poultry a total net worth surpassing the GDP of Botswana, Uruguay, Mongolia, and Indonesia combined.

        Old Man Hopkins admitted owning the affluent fowl was not easy, recounting that just this morning he had already turned away dozens of crypto entrepreneurs, big brands looking for endorsements, and Elizabeth Warren carrying a satchel for collecting taxes. He added that the hen now had a security detail 24/7.

        "But I gotta say, wealth has its perks," said Hopkins as he hopped in his Bugatti tractor and began plowing the field for spring planting.

        At publishing time, a visibly envious Elon Musk had reportedly begun repurposing all Tesla factories into massive chicken coops.

        https://babylonbee.com/news/local-hen-surpasses-elon-musk-in-net-worth?utm_source=The Babylon Bee Newsletter&utm_medium=email

        Education is extremely important.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 27 Jan 2023, 20:35 last edited by
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          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
          -Cormac McCarthy

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 27 Jan 2023, 21:39 last edited by
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            "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
            -Cormac McCarthy

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 27 Jan 2023, 21:52 last edited by
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              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
              -Cormac McCarthy

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                George K
                wrote on 28 Jan 2023, 01:12 last edited by
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 28 Jan 2023, 13:24 last edited by
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 28 Jan 2023, 13:26 last edited by
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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 29 Jan 2023, 00:04 last edited by
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                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                        Mik
                        wrote on 29 Jan 2023, 04:28 last edited by
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                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 29 Jan 2023, 11:29 last edited by
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                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                          -Cormac McCarthy

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                            Catseye3
                            wrote on 29 Jan 2023, 14:31 last edited by Catseye3
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                            Especially for Mik:

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                            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 29 Jan 2023, 23:33 last edited by
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                              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                              -Cormac McCarthy

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 30 Jan 2023, 01:10 last edited by
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                                Seems like it can’t be real but I’m laughing all the same.

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                                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                -Cormac McCarthy

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                                • J jon-nyc
                                  30 Jan 2023, 01:10

                                  Seems like it can’t be real but I’m laughing all the same.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 30 Jan 2023, 01:15 last edited by George K
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                                  @jon-nyc Wendy's has a history of really funny and snarky responses on their twitter feed.

                                  https://powws.com/wendys-twitter-roast-burns/

                                  But, like you, I gotta wonder about this one.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 30 Jan 2023, 02:23 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 30 Jan 2023, 03:22 last edited by
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                                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 30 Jan 2023, 12:30 last edited by
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 30 Jan 2023, 12:35 last edited by
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                                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                          -Cormac McCarthy

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