BELGIUM HEALTH MINISTER PUTS BAN ON NON-ESSENTIAL SEXUAL ACTIVITIES OF PERSONS 3 OR GREATER IN INDOOR AREAS

[Copper]

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/belgium-health-minister-puts-ban-on-non-essential-sexual-activities-of-persons-3-or-greater-in-indoor-areas/

BELGIUM HEALTH MINISTER PUTS BAN ON NON-ESSENTIAL SEXUAL ACTIVITIES OF PERSONS 3 OR GREATER IN INDOOR AREAS

Belgium Health Minister Maggie de Block has put a ban on all non-essential sexual activities of persons 3 or greater in indoor areas.

Health Minister de Block announced today that, effective immediately, “non-essential” sexual activities of 3 people or more are banned in Belgium to combat the spread of COVID-19.

De Block said she was forced to act swiftly because of Belgium’s reputation as being the “beer-drinking” and “group sex capital of Europe.”

“Belgium is the beer-drinking and group sex capital of Europe, if not the world. We, as a nation, must address this situation,” De Block announced in Parliament.

[George K]

Damn, I wish the "spoiler" function was working again.

[Copper]

Satire

But that picture is legit

health minister?

[George K]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggie_De_Block

[George K]

Jon would tap that....

[Copper]

I assume that would take a while.

[George K]

@Copper said in BELGIUM HEALTH MINISTER PUTS BAN ON NON-ESSENTIAL SEXUAL ACTIVITIES OF PERSONS 3 OR GREATER IN INDOOR AREAS:

I assume that would take a while.

[Mik]

Who says Europe is irrelevant?

But seriously - the very fact that I had a government official, paid by taxes, who felt it was a good idea to even THINK about that, much less decree it, is reason enough to abolish that position.

[LuFins Dad]

@George-K said in BELGIUM HEALTH MINISTER PUTS BAN ON NON-ESSENTIAL SEXUAL ACTIVITIES OF PERSONS 3 OR GREATER IN INDOOR AREAS:

Jon would tap that....

Jolly would double-tap that.

[Larry]

My guess is she's got the bigger dick..