The Media Fellating Thread

[Doctor Phibes]

[Doctor Phibes]

Sorry, that's not fellating. That was the other end of the alimentary canal.

[Mik]

@george-k said in The Media Fellating Thread:

Journalism:

NPR:

Also NPR:

Nothing like consistency.

[George K]

@doctor-phibes said in The Media Fellating Thread:

the other end of the alimentary canal

I'll never forget my teacher in GI physiology in medical school:

"We now turn to the last movement of the colonic symphony: defectation."

[George K]

[Doctor Phibes]

@george-k said in The Media Fellating Thread:

Just don't let him sniff your hair.

[Copper]

@george-k said in The Media Fellating Thread:

Remember when they said that about Mr. Trump.

[Mik]

They are showing the Bidens going to mass at a DC church and talking about how he is a 'deeply religious Catholic'...who supports abortion?

Trump's goodbye rally was a bit surreal.

[Catseye3]

"CNN's David Chalian says that the side lights on the National Mall's reflecting pool are like "extensions of Joe Biden's arms embracing America."

My God, that's revolting.

[Aqua Letifer]

@mik said in The Media Fellating Thread:

'deeply religious Catholic'...who supports abortion?

There's actually a lot of those.

[Mik]

You can't be a deeply religious Catholic and support abortion. You just can't.

[mark]

@mik said in The Media Fellating Thread:

You can't be a deeply religious Catholic and support abortion. You just can't.

Bullshit. I know many.

[Mik]

That's a Cafeteria Catholic. Not a deeply religious Catholic.

[LuFins Dad]

Of course he’s Catholic. He has the high cheekbones.

Oh wait, that’s Indian...

[Axtremus]

@mik said in The Media Fellating Thread:

You can't be a deeply religious Catholic and support abortion. You just can't.

But you can use artificial contraceptives, have divorces (but just call it “annulment”), work on a Sunday, and still be a deeply religious Catholic, right?

[George K]

@lufins-dad said in The Media Fellating Thread:

Of course he’s Catholic. He has the high cheekbones.

Oh wait, that’s Indian...

Does Kamala have high cheekbones?

[George K]

https://www.eonline.com/news/1227439/all-the-times-joe-bidens-love-for-ice-cream-melted-our-hearts

[Doctor Phibes]

@mik said in The Media Fellating Thread:

You can't be a deeply religious Catholic and support abortion. You just can't.

Yes, you can. You're just not a deeply obedient Catholic.

'Deeply religious' doesn't mean you have to agree with everything.

[George K]

We're gonna need a bigger forum, LOL.

[Aqua Letifer]

@mik said in The Media Fellating Thread:

You can't be a deeply religious Catholic and support abortion. You just can't.

Ah yes, and Catholics are very adept at pointing this out to their own. Judgmentally, completely unasked, and because the Church has no intention of altering its position on this, it's also completely pointless. Catholic Asperger's.

But unlike those afflicted with Asperger's, these Catholics never seek help for it. And as a result they remain intolerable boors. Not for what they believe, but with their complete disregard for how they come off, favoring the Bible instead of the very point of its existence. "Love thy neighbor" definitely includes how not to sound like a self-righteous assclown and navigate these issues politely.