I can't bear it.
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Has to be fake news, because it says that polar bear population in the Arctic is increasing. As you know, polar bears went extinct over a decade ago, right before all the glaciers melted and east Tennessee became a stretch of Atlantic Ocean beachfront property. Al Gore said so, and he's a democrat and they are superior....
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Give me an ought-six and I'll take my chances. Just remember, you're talking to a guy that waded off into belt-high muskeg, trying to kick up a bear that another guy was too scared to go get...
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I knew a guy who when he was a youngster had a bear charge him - shot it twice - didn't slow the bear down, but the bear did swerve at the last second and run past him. He and his father tried to find the bear but were unsuccessful. Had the bear not swerved at the last second, he'd have been breakfast for the bear.
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I always thought those little bells that people wear were nice, although I'm not totally convinced they'd be as good as drowning out the screaming as people seem to think.
