Trump’s D&D plans
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What do you think? Wizard? Ranger wielding dual Scottish Claymores? Druid? What character does Donald play when he gets together with his D&D group?
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College of Mockery Bard, how is this even a question.
"Thou art too dim to insult, for the art of wordplay merely enterst thy ear and rattles about like a spoon in a pot, lacking any substantive intellectual capacity to stir into a hot rage. SAD!"
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"I say, the teeth affixed to loser Biden's geriatric mouth hath ruined a perfectly good arsehole."
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"I deem Pennsylvania's ballots precisely as valuable as the extracts of an old harlot's soiled undergarments!"
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"Fauci best save his breath, as he'll need it to inflate his better half. LOSER!"