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[Mik]

@George-K said in Headlines and front pages - post them here:

Hey, Jon.

Put the pompoms down. You're starting to look like Ax.

That's not really fair. Ax has not been gloating at all that I can see. Just Jon and Andy.

[George K]

@Mik said in Headlines and front pages - post them here:

Ax has not been gloating at all that I can see.

You're right. I was referring to another election.

My bad.

[Doctor Phibes]

As I recall, there was no gloating in 2016, just a gentle acknowledgment that the meek had indeed inherited the earth.

[Loki]

@jon-nyc said in Headlines and front pages - post them here:

My intention has been to gloat until he concedes.

But that might commit me for the rest of my days...

I’ll tell you a split government wasn’t on the menu so the surprise ending is probably worth an extra gloat.

[Doctor Phibes]

I do love a happy ending.

[Catseye3]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Headlines and front pages - post them here:

I do love a happy ending.

Me too, though I wouldn't call it an unalloyed happy ending. As you said earlier, the lesser shit won. We're still facing problems. But anybody is a step up from Trump.

Y'all lay off Jon. Despite the worshipful adoration of the pro-Trumpers, many of the rest of us have suffered for four long years. We gots the gloat coming.

[Doctor Phibes]

Jon's been having happy endings for the last 48 hours.

[George K]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Headlines and front pages - post them here:

J on's been having happy endings for the last 48 hours.

All by himself, apparently.

[Catseye3]

USA Today: "Joe Biden, democracy and decency win a presidential election for the ages."

[George K]

@Catseye3 said in Headlines and front pages - post them here:

a presidential election for the old agers.

FIFY

[Larry]

[jon-nyc]

Good one, Larry!

[Catseye3]

That might be the most purely joyful smile ever photographed on any president's face.

[Jolly]

@jon-nyc said in Headlines and front pages - post them here:

My intention has been to gloat until he concedes.

But that might commit me for the rest of my days...

How about...

Fuck You, Jon

That's an appropriate headline.

[Jolly]

@Catseye3 said in Headlines and front pages - post them here:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Headlines and front pages - post them here:

I do love a happy ending.

Me too, though I wouldn't call it an unalloyed happy ending. As you said earlier, the lesser shit won. We're still facing problems. But anybody is a step up from Trump.

Y'all lay off Jon. Despite the worshipful adoration of the pro-Trumpers, many of the rest of us have suffered for four long years. We gots the gloat coming.

I have a shit list.

You are now on it.

How about I tear you a new asshole every time you say something stupid? Won't that be fun?

[taiwan_girl]

[jon-nyc]

He was slayed by Killer Joe Biden.