Final Debate
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Transcript of the debate as
fabricatedpresented by Tim Urban.Chris Wallace: Good evening. I’m Chris Wallace and I welcome you to what I predict will be a very bad personal experience for me. There will be six 15-minute segments, each on a different topic. At the beginning of each segment, both candidates will get two uninterrupted minutes to respond. The remainder of the segment will be open discussion. The audience has agreed not to be trashy. Both campaigns have signed off on these rules, so for sure nothing will go wrong. And with that, let’s welcome the candidates.
[CANDIDATES ENTER]
Wallace: Let’s start with the Supreme Court. President Trump, you nominated Amy Coney Barrett to succeed the late Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the court. You say the Constitution is clear about your obligation to nominate someone to the court. Vice President Biden, you’ve called this an abuse of power. To start, why don’t you both explain your positions.Trump: Amy Coney Barrett is a perfect nominee. Conservatives love her. Liberals love her. Chris Wallace loves her.
Biden: Amy Barrett would repeal the Affordable Care Act. And besides, the new thing is that you have to wait until after the election to nominate someone.
Trump: Not sure what you’re talking about, because last I checked a presidential term is four years, not three. You want to instate Communist medicine.
Biden: I don’t want to instate Communist medicine. I want to expand Obamacare.
Trump: Your party wants to instate Communist medicine, and you’re scared of them.
Biden: I may be scared of them but I am the Democrat Party now, so even if I was and still am scared of them, I’m not anymore. They’ll do what I say now. And how about Covid? The president killed 200,000 people. Roe v. Wade.
Trump: You would have killed 2 million people by not banning China. Not Roe v. Wade.
Wallace: K let’s go back to healthcare for a minute. Mr. President, over the past four years you have promised to replace and repeal Obamacare, but you have never in these four years come up—
Trump: Yes I have.
Wallace: with a plan—
Trump: Of course I have.
Wallace: to—
Trump: Of course I have.
Wallace: replace—
Trump: I got rid of the individual mandate.
Wallace: Oba—
Trump: The individual mandate was a joke.
Wallace: macare.
Trump: The individual mandate was the worst part of Obamacare.
Wallace: I am the moder—
Trump: The individual mandate sucks dick.
(For the rest, goto https://waitbutwhy.com/2020/09/debate2020.html)
@Catseye3 said in Final Debate:
Transcript of the debate as
fabricatedpresented by Tim Urban.Chris Wallace: Good evening. I’m Chris Wallace and I welcome you to what I predict will be a very bad personal experience for me. There will be six 15-minute segments, each on a different topic. At the beginning of each segment, both candidates will get two uninterrupted minutes to respond. The remainder of the segment will be open discussion. The audience has agreed not to be trashy. Both campaigns have signed off on these rules, so for sure nothing will go wrong. And with that, let’s welcome the candidates.
[CANDIDATES ENTER]
Wallace: Let’s start with the Supreme Court. President Trump, you nominated Amy Coney Barrett to succeed the late Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the court. You say the Constitution is clear about your obligation to nominate someone to the court. Vice President Biden, you’ve called this an abuse of power. To start, why don’t you both explain your positions.Trump: Amy Coney Barrett is a perfect nominee. Conservatives love her. Liberals love her. Chris Wallace loves her.
Biden: Amy Barrett would repeal the Affordable Care Act. And besides, the new thing is that you have to wait until after the election to nominate someone.
Trump: Not sure what you’re talking about, because last I checked a presidential term is four years, not three. You want to instate Communist medicine.
Biden: I don’t want to instate Communist medicine. I want to expand Obamacare.
Trump: Your party wants to instate Communist medicine, and you’re scared of them.
Biden: I may be scared of them but I am the Democrat Party now, so even if I was and still am scared of them, I’m not anymore. They’ll do what I say now. And how about Covid? The president killed 200,000 people. Roe v. Wade.
Trump: You would have killed 2 million people by not banning China. Not Roe v. Wade.
Wallace: K let’s go back to healthcare for a minute. Mr. President, over the past four years you have promised to replace and repeal Obamacare, but you have never in these four years come up—
Trump: Yes I have.
Wallace: with a plan—
Trump: Of course I have.
Wallace: to—
Trump: Of course I have.
Wallace: replace—
Trump: I got rid of the individual mandate.
Wallace: Oba—
Trump: The individual mandate was a joke.
Wallace: macare.
Trump: The individual mandate was the worst part of Obamacare.
Wallace: I am the moder—
Trump: The individual mandate sucks dick.
(For the rest, goto https://waitbutwhy.com/2020/09/debate2020.html)
Uh, wrong debate, slick.
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@Jolly said in Final Debate:
Two of Hunter's partners are in prison for money laundering.
Wow, you just have mentally blocked out the fact that a tremendous, absolutely tremendous number of Trump!s associates have gone to prison!
@Axtremus said in Final Debate:
@Jolly said in Final Debate:
Two of Hunter's partners are in prison for money laundering.
Wow, you just have mentally blocked out the fact that a tremendous, absolutely tremendous number of Trump!s associates have gone to prison!
No, it's not a tremendous number.
Secondly, on one hand we have Trump with multiple businesses worth billions, thousands of employees vs. the Biden Crime Family, with less than a dozen people...Still doing over a billion dollars in business, though...
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Speaking of those 500 illegal kids...Did you know that the Feds have tried to reunite those kids with their parents, but most of the parents cannot be found, will not answer mail or simply refuse to be reunited with their children?
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Speaking of those 500 illegal kids...Did you know that the Feds have tried to reunite those kids with their parents, but most of the parents cannot be found, will not answer mail or simply refuse to be reunited with their children?
@Jolly said in Final Debate:
Speaking of those 500 illegal kids...Did you know that the Feds have tried to reunite those kids with their parents, but most of the parents cannot be found, will not answer mail or simply refuse to be reunited with their children?
Classy, @Jolly, first you take the kids away from the parents by force, then you blame the parents who have lost their children for not answering mail.
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@Jolly said in Final Debate:
Speaking of those 500 illegal kids...Did you know that the Feds have tried to reunite those kids with their parents, but most of the parents cannot be found, will not answer mail or simply refuse to be reunited with their children?
Classy, @Jolly, first you take the kids away from the parents by force, then you blame the parents who have lost their children for not answering mail.
@Axtremus said in Final Debate:
@Jolly said in Final Debate:
Speaking of those 500 illegal kids...Did you know that the Feds have tried to reunite those kids with their parents, but most of the parents cannot be found, will not answer mail or simply refuse to be reunited with their children?
Classy, @Jolly, first you take the kids away from the parents by force, then you blame the parents who have lost their children for not answering mail.
Dumbass.
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@Jolly said in Final Debate:
Speaking of those 500 illegal kids...Did you know that the Feds have tried to reunite those kids with their parents, but most of the parents cannot be found, will not answer mail or simply refuse to be reunited with their children?
Classy, @Jolly, first you take the kids away from the parents by force, then you blame the parents who have lost their children for not answering mail.
@Axtremus said in Final Debate:
@Jolly said in Final Debate:
Speaking of those 500 illegal kids...Did you know that the Feds have tried to reunite those kids with their parents, but most of the parents cannot be found, will not answer mail or simply refuse to be reunited with their children?
Classy, @Jolly, first you take the kids away from the parents by force, then you blame the parents who have lost their children for not answering mail.
Ever stop to think that all laws are backed up by force?
Ever stop to think, many of those children may not have been with their parents? They may have been with other family members or with coyotes?
Ever stop to think that there have been multiple cases where illegals have lied about familial relationships after being apprehended down on the border?
Ever stop to think, some of these children may have been smuggled into the country for sex work? (Nah, that one wouldn't bother you.)
Ever stop to think...No, I didn't think so. Probably hurts too much. Go put on your My Little Pony bicycle helmet, don your lavender spandex cycle shorts and take a spin around the neighborhood on your pink bike. The extra oxygen will make your head feel better. Just don't emit any tofu farts or the methane may kill a butterfly in the Brazilian rain forest.
Have a nice day.
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@Axtremus said in Final Debate:
@Jolly said in Final Debate:
Speaking of those 500 illegal kids...Did you know that the Feds have tried to reunite those kids with their parents, but most of the parents cannot be found, will not answer mail or simply refuse to be reunited with their children?
Classy, @Jolly, first you take the kids away from the parents by force, then you blame the parents who have lost their children for not answering mail.
Ever stop to think that all laws are backed up by force?
Ever stop to think, many of those children may not have been with their parents? They may have been with other family members or with coyotes?
Ever stop to think that there have been multiple cases where illegals have lied about familial relationships after being apprehended down on the border?
Ever stop to think, some of these children may have been smuggled into the country for sex work? (Nah, that one wouldn't bother you.)
Ever stop to think...No, I didn't think so. Probably hurts too much. Go put on your My Little Pony bicycle helmet, don your lavender spandex cycle shorts and take a spin around the neighborhood on your pink bike. The extra oxygen will make your head feel better. Just don't emit any tofu farts or the methane may kill a butterfly in the Brazilian rain forest.
Have a nice day.
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She also didn’t know that states can set their own minimum wage but for some reason I can’t paste it.
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@LuFins-Dad said in Final Debate:
Apparently those on the left think of Looney Tunes Coyotes...
And quite a few who don't. Just ask anyone who got left by a coyote in a locked truck in the middle of the desert.
Oh wait, you can't. They're dead.
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@Axtremus said in Final Debate:
@Jolly said in Final Debate:
@LuFins-Dad said in Final Debate:
What does it matter anyway? Over 25% of the ballots are already cast.
Bad for the country. Good for many people, but bad for the country.
You yourself stated that there should be no “undecided voter” at this point, that anyone still “undecided” is too dumb to be allowed to vote anyway. If everyone should have “decided” already, then you have no ground to complain that they have already cast their ballots.
It's how they have cast their ballots - mail in for most - and the little things that do turn elections.
Reckon any voters are having buyer's remorse after finding out about The Big Man?
@Jolly said in Final Debate:
@Axtremus said in Final Debate:
@Jolly said in Final Debate:
@LuFins-Dad said in Final Debate:
What does it matter anyway? Over 25% of the ballots are already cast.
Bad for the country. Good for many people, but bad for the country.
You yourself stated that there should be no “undecided voter” at this point, that anyone still “undecided” is too dumb to be allowed to vote anyway. If everyone should have “decided” already, then you have no ground to complain that they have already cast their ballots.
It's how they have cast their ballots - mail in for most - and the little things that do turn elections.
Reckon any voters are having buyer's remorse after finding out about The Big Man?
Hey @Jolly, Trump voted early too!
Maybe Trump should have waited until Voting Day, less he develops buyer’s remorse.
Those Google searches on whether one can change one’s vote, one of them may already be from Trump or assistants. -
