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  • Catseye3C Offline
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    Catseye3
    wrote on last edited by
    #20

    The Fly (with apologies to E.A. Poe)

    Once upon a Wednesday dreary
    While I pondered weak and weary
    Over many a quaint and curious question from the moderator’s floor,
    While I harkened Kamela’s bitching, suddenly there came an itching
    On my head – as if some follicle, I muttered, is up there schvitzing.
    Only this and nothing more.

    And the silken, sad, uncertain chatter of the delusory democrater
    Filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
    So that now, I stood repeating
    ‘Tis some follicle itching, itching in a hapless pore.
    This it is and nothing more.

    But, no! Not tic nor sweat disturbed my head.
    It was a fly – a fly! – a common insect of the saintly days of yore;
    “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if fly or devil!—
    By the Trumpian hell that has enslaved me, by the living God that made me—
    Tell me now what is my story that the Fates have laid me
    In November if not before!
    Quoth the Fly, “Nevermore.”

    The Fly, sitting lonely o’er my eye, spoke only
    That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
    Nothing farther then he uttered—not a hindwing then he fluttered—
    Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
    On the morrow Trump will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
    Then the Fly said, “Nevermore.”

    Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
    “Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store
    Meanwhile my unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
    Follows fast and follows faster till his rants one message bore—
    Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
    Of ‘Never—nevermore’.”

    “Be that word our sign of parting, Fly or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
    “Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
    Take thy mouthparts from out my head, and do not again crosso’er my door!”
    Quoth the Fly, “Nevermore.”

    And the Fly is never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
    A thousand clickbait sites beshitting
    Its eyes have all the gleaming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
    As November bears my reaming ever closer to the shore.
    When the White House no more echoes loud with Trumpian roar.
    And I’m uncouthly summoned – nevermore!

    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

    George KG MikM 2 Replies Last reply
    • Catseye3C Catseye3

      The Fly (with apologies to E.A. Poe)

      Once upon a Wednesday dreary
      While I pondered weak and weary
      Over many a quaint and curious question from the moderator’s floor,
      While I harkened Kamela’s bitching, suddenly there came an itching
      On my head – as if some follicle, I muttered, is up there schvitzing.
      Only this and nothing more.

      And the silken, sad, uncertain chatter of the delusory democrater
      Filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
      So that now, I stood repeating
      ‘Tis some follicle itching, itching in a hapless pore.
      This it is and nothing more.

      But, no! Not tic nor sweat disturbed my head.
      It was a fly – a fly! – a common insect of the saintly days of yore;
      “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if fly or devil!—
      By the Trumpian hell that has enslaved me, by the living God that made me—
      Tell me now what is my story that the Fates have laid me
      In November if not before!
      Quoth the Fly, “Nevermore.”

      The Fly, sitting lonely o’er my eye, spoke only
      That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
      Nothing farther then he uttered—not a hindwing then he fluttered—
      Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
      On the morrow Trump will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
      Then the Fly said, “Nevermore.”

      Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
      “Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store
      Meanwhile my unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
      Follows fast and follows faster till his rants one message bore—
      Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
      Of ‘Never—nevermore’.”

      “Be that word our sign of parting, Fly or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
      “Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
      Take thy mouthparts from out my head, and do not again crosso’er my door!”
      Quoth the Fly, “Nevermore.”

      And the Fly is never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
      A thousand clickbait sites beshitting
      Its eyes have all the gleaming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
      As November bears my reaming ever closer to the shore.
      When the White House no more echoes loud with Trumpian roar.
      And I’m uncouthly summoned – nevermore!

      George KG Offline
      George KG Offline
      George K
      wrote on last edited by
      #21

      @Catseye3 I take back what I said the other day.

      This is the post of the month.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

      brendaB 1 Reply Last reply
      • jon-nycJ Offline
        jon-nycJ Offline
        jon-nyc
        wrote on last edited by jon-nyc
        #22

        3225C371-5F9A-41AD-B4A2-79DE4C5D5989.jpeg

        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
        -Cormac McCarthy

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        • Catseye3C Catseye3

          The Fly (with apologies to E.A. Poe)

          Once upon a Wednesday dreary
          While I pondered weak and weary
          Over many a quaint and curious question from the moderator’s floor,
          While I harkened Kamela’s bitching, suddenly there came an itching
          On my head – as if some follicle, I muttered, is up there schvitzing.
          Only this and nothing more.

          And the silken, sad, uncertain chatter of the delusory democrater
          Filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
          So that now, I stood repeating
          ‘Tis some follicle itching, itching in a hapless pore.
          This it is and nothing more.

          But, no! Not tic nor sweat disturbed my head.
          It was a fly – a fly! – a common insect of the saintly days of yore;
          “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if fly or devil!—
          By the Trumpian hell that has enslaved me, by the living God that made me—
          Tell me now what is my story that the Fates have laid me
          In November if not before!
          Quoth the Fly, “Nevermore.”

          The Fly, sitting lonely o’er my eye, spoke only
          That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
          Nothing farther then he uttered—not a hindwing then he fluttered—
          Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
          On the morrow Trump will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
          Then the Fly said, “Nevermore.”

          Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
          “Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store
          Meanwhile my unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
          Follows fast and follows faster till his rants one message bore—
          Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
          Of ‘Never—nevermore’.”

          “Be that word our sign of parting, Fly or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
          “Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
          Take thy mouthparts from out my head, and do not again crosso’er my door!”
          Quoth the Fly, “Nevermore.”

          And the Fly is never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
          A thousand clickbait sites beshitting
          Its eyes have all the gleaming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
          As November bears my reaming ever closer to the shore.
          When the White House no more echoes loud with Trumpian roar.
          And I’m uncouthly summoned – nevermore!

          MikM Offline
          MikM Offline
          Mik
          wrote on last edited by
          #23

          @Catseye3 that is brilliant.

          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

          jon-nycJ 1 Reply Last reply
          • George KG Offline
            George KG Offline
            George K
            wrote on last edited by
            #24

            Who wore it better?

            Screen Shot 2020-10-10 at 5.04.00 PM.png

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • MikM Mik

              @Catseye3 that is brilliant.

              jon-nycJ Offline
              jon-nycJ Offline
              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #25

              @Mik said in The thread just for fly memes:

              @Catseye3 that is brilliant.

              +1

              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
              -Cormac McCarthy

              George KG 1 Reply Last reply
              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                @Mik said in The thread just for fly memes:

                @Catseye3 that is brilliant.

                +1

                George KG Offline
                George KG Offline
                George K
                wrote on last edited by
                #26

                @jon-nyc said in The thread just for fly memes:

                +1

                Yep.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • Catseye3C Offline
                  Catseye3C Offline
                  Catseye3
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #27

                  Thank you all.

                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                  • AxtremusA Away
                    AxtremusA Away
                    Axtremus
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #28

                    @Catseye3 did you try submitting it to some newspapers and magazines? Might stand a good chance to get it published!

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                    • George KG George K

                      @Catseye3 I take back what I said the other day.

                      This is the post of the month.

                      brendaB Offline
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                      brenda
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #29

                      @George-K said in The thread just for fly memes:

                      @Catseye3 I take back what I said the other day.

                      This is the post of the month.

                      Indeed! Well done!

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                      • AxtremusA Away
                        AxtremusA Away
                        Axtremus
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #30

                        The fly bits start at the 8 minute mark:

                        Link to video

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                        • jon-nycJ Offline
                          jon-nycJ Offline
                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #31

                          Meh. Had to stop watching it.

                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                          -Cormac McCarthy

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #32

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                            "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                            -Cormac McCarthy

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                              jon-nycJ Offline
                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #33

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                              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                              -Cormac McCarthy

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