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  • MikM Offline
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    Mik
    wrote on last edited by
    #14

    And my personal favorite..

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    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • MikM Offline
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      Mik
      wrote on last edited by
      #15

      alt text

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      • jon-nycJ Offline
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        jon-nyc
        wrote on last edited by
        #16

        Lol

        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
        -Cormac McCarthy

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        • jon-nycJ Offline
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          jon-nyc
          wrote on last edited by
          #17

          192FAC08-8A86-4900-B63E-7AF983BF8A03.jpeg

          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
          -Cormac McCarthy

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          • JollyJ Offline
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            Jolly
            wrote on last edited by
            #18

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            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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            • George KG Offline
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              George K
              wrote on last edited by
              #19

              alt text

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • Catseye3C Offline
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                Catseye3
                wrote on last edited by
                #20

                The Fly (with apologies to E.A. Poe)

                Once upon a Wednesday dreary
                While I pondered weak and weary
                Over many a quaint and curious question from the moderator’s floor,
                While I harkened Kamela’s bitching, suddenly there came an itching
                On my head – as if some follicle, I muttered, is up there schvitzing.
                Only this and nothing more.

                And the silken, sad, uncertain chatter of the delusory democrater
                Filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
                So that now, I stood repeating
                ‘Tis some follicle itching, itching in a hapless pore.
                This it is and nothing more.

                But, no! Not tic nor sweat disturbed my head.
                It was a fly – a fly! – a common insect of the saintly days of yore;
                “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if fly or devil!—
                By the Trumpian hell that has enslaved me, by the living God that made me—
                Tell me now what is my story that the Fates have laid me
                In November if not before!
                Quoth the Fly, “Nevermore.”

                The Fly, sitting lonely o’er my eye, spoke only
                That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
                Nothing farther then he uttered—not a hindwing then he fluttered—
                Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
                On the morrow Trump will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
                Then the Fly said, “Nevermore.”

                Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
                “Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store
                Meanwhile my unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
                Follows fast and follows faster till his rants one message bore—
                Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
                Of ‘Never—nevermore’.”

                “Be that word our sign of parting, Fly or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
                “Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
                Take thy mouthparts from out my head, and do not again crosso’er my door!”
                Quoth the Fly, “Nevermore.”

                And the Fly is never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
                A thousand clickbait sites beshitting
                Its eyes have all the gleaming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
                As November bears my reaming ever closer to the shore.
                When the White House no more echoes loud with Trumpian roar.
                And I’m uncouthly summoned – nevermore!

                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

                George KG MikM 2 Replies Last reply
                • Catseye3C Catseye3

                  The Fly (with apologies to E.A. Poe)

                  Once upon a Wednesday dreary
                  While I pondered weak and weary
                  Over many a quaint and curious question from the moderator’s floor,
                  While I harkened Kamela’s bitching, suddenly there came an itching
                  On my head – as if some follicle, I muttered, is up there schvitzing.
                  Only this and nothing more.

                  And the silken, sad, uncertain chatter of the delusory democrater
                  Filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
                  So that now, I stood repeating
                  ‘Tis some follicle itching, itching in a hapless pore.
                  This it is and nothing more.

                  But, no! Not tic nor sweat disturbed my head.
                  It was a fly – a fly! – a common insect of the saintly days of yore;
                  “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if fly or devil!—
                  By the Trumpian hell that has enslaved me, by the living God that made me—
                  Tell me now what is my story that the Fates have laid me
                  In November if not before!
                  Quoth the Fly, “Nevermore.”

                  The Fly, sitting lonely o’er my eye, spoke only
                  That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
                  Nothing farther then he uttered—not a hindwing then he fluttered—
                  Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
                  On the morrow Trump will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
                  Then the Fly said, “Nevermore.”

                  Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
                  “Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store
                  Meanwhile my unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
                  Follows fast and follows faster till his rants one message bore—
                  Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
                  Of ‘Never—nevermore’.”

                  “Be that word our sign of parting, Fly or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
                  “Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
                  Take thy mouthparts from out my head, and do not again crosso’er my door!”
                  Quoth the Fly, “Nevermore.”

                  And the Fly is never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
                  A thousand clickbait sites beshitting
                  Its eyes have all the gleaming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
                  As November bears my reaming ever closer to the shore.
                  When the White House no more echoes loud with Trumpian roar.
                  And I’m uncouthly summoned – nevermore!

                  George KG Offline
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                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #21

                  @Catseye3 I take back what I said the other day.

                  This is the post of the month.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • jon-nycJ Offline
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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on last edited by jon-nyc
                    #22

                    3225C371-5F9A-41AD-B4A2-79DE4C5D5989.jpeg

                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                    • Catseye3C Catseye3

                      The Fly (with apologies to E.A. Poe)

                      Once upon a Wednesday dreary
                      While I pondered weak and weary
                      Over many a quaint and curious question from the moderator’s floor,
                      While I harkened Kamela’s bitching, suddenly there came an itching
                      On my head – as if some follicle, I muttered, is up there schvitzing.
                      Only this and nothing more.

                      And the silken, sad, uncertain chatter of the delusory democrater
                      Filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
                      So that now, I stood repeating
                      ‘Tis some follicle itching, itching in a hapless pore.
                      This it is and nothing more.

                      But, no! Not tic nor sweat disturbed my head.
                      It was a fly – a fly! – a common insect of the saintly days of yore;
                      “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if fly or devil!—
                      By the Trumpian hell that has enslaved me, by the living God that made me—
                      Tell me now what is my story that the Fates have laid me
                      In November if not before!
                      Quoth the Fly, “Nevermore.”

                      The Fly, sitting lonely o’er my eye, spoke only
                      That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
                      Nothing farther then he uttered—not a hindwing then he fluttered—
                      Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
                      On the morrow Trump will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
                      Then the Fly said, “Nevermore.”

                      Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
                      “Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store
                      Meanwhile my unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
                      Follows fast and follows faster till his rants one message bore—
                      Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
                      Of ‘Never—nevermore’.”

                      “Be that word our sign of parting, Fly or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
                      “Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
                      Take thy mouthparts from out my head, and do not again crosso’er my door!”
                      Quoth the Fly, “Nevermore.”

                      And the Fly is never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
                      A thousand clickbait sites beshitting
                      Its eyes have all the gleaming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
                      As November bears my reaming ever closer to the shore.
                      When the White House no more echoes loud with Trumpian roar.
                      And I’m uncouthly summoned – nevermore!

                      MikM Offline
                      MikM Offline
                      Mik
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #23

                      @Catseye3 that is brilliant.

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      • George KG Offline
                        George KG Offline
                        George K
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #24

                        Who wore it better?

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • MikM Mik

                          @Catseye3 that is brilliant.

                          jon-nycJ Offline
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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #25

                          @Mik said in The thread just for fly memes:

                          @Catseye3 that is brilliant.

                          +1

                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                          -Cormac McCarthy

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                          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                            @Mik said in The thread just for fly memes:

                            @Catseye3 that is brilliant.

                            +1

                            George KG Offline
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                            George K
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #26

                            @jon-nyc said in The thread just for fly memes:

                            +1

                            Yep.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            • Catseye3C Offline
                              Catseye3C Offline
                              Catseye3
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #27

                              Thank you all.

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                              • AxtremusA Away
                                AxtremusA Away
                                Axtremus
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #28

                                @Catseye3 did you try submitting it to some newspapers and magazines? Might stand a good chance to get it published!

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                                • George KG George K

                                  @Catseye3 I take back what I said the other day.

                                  This is the post of the month.

                                  brendaB Offline
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                                  brenda
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #29

                                  @George-K said in The thread just for fly memes:

                                  @Catseye3 I take back what I said the other day.

                                  This is the post of the month.

                                  Indeed! Well done!

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                                  • AxtremusA Away
                                    AxtremusA Away
                                    Axtremus
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #30

                                    The fly bits start at the 8 minute mark:

                                    Link to video

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                                    • jon-nycJ Offline
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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #31

                                      Meh. Had to stop watching it.

                                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #32

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                                        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                        -Cormac McCarthy

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #33

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                                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                          -Cormac McCarthy

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