The Proposal
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@George-K said in The Proposal:
Take out the proposal and that's almost exactly what happened to my grandmother when I was about 7. My dad had it on his camcorder and we watched that shit so many times I have it memorized.
Mad props to my dad. He was narrating before the incident, and when she rammed the boat onto the shore and she fell backwards into the water, he said, "and in a strange turn of events, Edith has made a live suicide attempt in the company of her own family! Very disturbing! Edith, why the suicide attempt? Why now?"
"PUT THAT DAMN THING DOWN AND GET ME OUT OF THE WATER!"
"A very cryptic answer, everybody, we'll have to get back to you."
So that's how it went down. We never talk about the boat accident. We always talk about Edith's suicide attempt.
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@George-K said in The Proposal:
Take out the proposal and that's almost exactly what happened to my grandmother when I was about 7. My dad had it on his camcorder and we watched that shit so many times I have it memorized.
Mad props to my dad. He was narrating before the incident, and when she rammed the boat onto the shore and she fell backwards into the water, he said, "and in a strange turn of events, Edith has made a live suicide attempt in the company of her own family! Very disturbing! Edith, why the suicide attempt? Why now?"
"PUT THAT DAMN THING DOWN AND GET ME OUT OF THE WATER!"
"A very cryptic answer, everybody, we'll have to get back to you."
So that's how it went down. We never talk about the boat accident. We always talk about Edith's suicide attempt.
Oh man, that's hysterically funny! Love it!
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