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So you're sitting there with your beautiful wife on the beach in Tampa and that's what you're thinking of, a doctor doing a prostrate exam???
While there are non-invasive alternatives to "a finger up the ass" for a prostate exam, the finger is the cheapest.
The most technologically advanced one is putting your poop in a box, then handing the box to the nice person at the UPS store.