Florida Man Monday

[George K]

I know, it doesn't quite work, but ...

https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/12/florida-man-arrested-sexual-contact-with-horse/

The URL gives you a clue as to what happened, but...read the story. It gets worse.

[kluurs]

Reminds me of the joke…”so, imagine for the country as a whole to survive, one state had to be tossed overboard. What state would you choose, and why would it be Florida”

[Doctor Phibes]

A lesson for the neigh-sayers who claim that Florida Man isn't a thing.

[LuFins Dad]

I guess he was feeling hot to trot?

[taiwan_girl]

An entry into the "Florida Woman" category

A woman has been arrested after police say they caught her on camera throwing a "first date" brick through the window of her ex-husband's Florida home.

Sabrina Coyne, 34, insisted she hadn't launched anything at the Florida property, despite video footage showing otherwise

On Tuesday, Jan. 28, the Lee County Sheriff's Office (LCSO) shared footage on Facebook showing Sabrina Coyne, 34, appearing to launch the construction material at a Bonita Springs property. Officers posted the doorbell camera video, dated four days prior, while Rik Rok and Shaggy's 2000 hit "It Wasn't Me" played in the background.

Video below
https://www.facebook.com/sheriffleefl/videos/929006766033328/