Some Christmas Songs - with new lyrics

[George K]

From a surgeon friend of mine:

I'll Be Home for Christmas 2024
by Hunter Biden

I'll be home for Christmas
Papa pardoned me
I won’t do time for any crimes
No matter what they be

Christmas Eve will find me
Living like a King
I'll be home for Christmas
‘Cause it’s our Biden thing

I'll be home for Christmas
Daddy saw to that
He said no, but we all know
That he was full of crap

Christmas Eve will find me
Where my crack pipe gleams
I'll be home for Christmas
Despite my felonies
‘Cause it’s a Biden thing.

From last year:

I'll be home for Christmas
You can plan on me
Please have blow and cameltoe
And crack pipes on the tree

Christmas Eve will find me
With my boxers down
I'll be home for Christmas
With all my ho’s around.

I'll be home for Christmas
With bags of cash from Xi
Yes I know, that I’m not Beau
But Dad can still use me

Christmas Eve will find me
Where my crack pipe gleams
I'll be home for Christmas
Despite my felonies
‘Cause I have Biden genes