What Would Jon Do?

[taiwan_girl]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/colombia-police-arrest-woman-the-doll-reported-assassin/

Police in Colombia announced the arrest this week of a woman nicknamed "The Doll," who local media reported to be a notorious hitwoman employed by a criminal gang linked to multiple murders in the country.

and

...at the time of her arrest in charge of coordinating targeted assassinations, and even killed her ex-partner, a man known as "Orejas", or "Ears."

[Mik]

He would hit that. For sure. But he damn well better be good.

[jon-nyc]

Handcuff her to the bed and hit it.

[Mik]

There ya go. If she’s happy you let her go. If not…

[jon-nyc]

….I hit it again.

[Mik]

My hero!

[Doctor Phibes]

If ever there was a role begging to be played by Aubrey Plaza, this is it.

I'm not sure who'd play Jon.