So, how many of you have a dream where Putin comes over to your house?

[kluurs]

I did! I don't remember too much about it. He wasn't terribly talkative. He did ask to use the washroom. I tried chatting him up a bit and talk about life in Russia. He seemed distracted.

[George K]

@kluurs said in So, how many of you have a dream where Putin comes over to your house?:

He seemed distracted.

He was worried about the birds.

[Doctor Phibes]

If he asks you to go horse-riding, I would decline.

[Renauda]

Not only would I insist he remove his shoes at the door, but once inside I would also treat him with same hospitality as I would any imminent threat to my household.

[George K]

@Renauda said in So, how many of you have a dream where Putin comes over to your house?:

I would also treat him with same hospitality as I would any imminent threat to my household.

Office Byrd is probably available.

[Mik]

I have Dali-esque dreams, but I cannot say I've ever met Putin in one. I did meet Trump once.

[Horace]

No dreams of Putin here. I did recently have a dream of my recently passed dog. When I realized he was dead, I also realized I was dreaming, and it became a lucid dream. I knew I could do anything I wanted to do, but all I wanted to do was give him a hug. Aw.

[Mik]

I frequently dream of past pets. Bittersweet, but they always seem to be very happy dreams.

[jon-nyc]

I dreamt I visited Tulsi and Putin was in her hot tub.

[LuFins Dad]

@jon-nyc said in So, how many of you have a dream where Putin comes over to your house?:

I dreamt I visited Tulsi and Putin was in her hot tub.

@kluurs meant a slumbering dream, not a dream as in an aspiration…

[Tom-K]

So in the Italian movie "Loro" the protaganist Sergio Morra a Silvio Berlusconi stand in talks about getting visited by Putin who sails up on the Moskva, the crusier later sunk by the Ukrainians.

Not that that has anything do do with anything.

[Renauda]

@George-K said in So, how many of you have a dream where Putin comes over to your house?:

@Renauda said in So, how many of you have a dream where Putin comes over to your house?:

I would also treat him with same hospitality as I would any imminent threat to my household.

Office Byrd is probably available.

No need. I have a can of Doctor Doom Wasp and Hornet spray. It is highly effective when delivered to the face and eyes. I also have bear spray but as we discovered when our son was about 7 years old and he decided to try it out on the upstairs hallway wall, it tends to permeate the house very quickly, especially in winter months when the forced air furnaces are running. Besides it ain't cheap so I would hate to waste it on a troll like Putin.

But that SOB would definitely have to remove his shoes.

[blondie]

@Renauda Okay. I laughed. Just because I know how that happens.

[Jolly]

@jon-nyc said in So, how many of you have a dream where Putin comes over to your house?:

I dreamt I visited Tulsi and Putin was in her hot tub.

Sounds like a wet dream to me.

[Renauda]

@blondie

Hazards of DYI renovations when "things" normally out of sight and reach are inadvertently made visible and readily accessible to little boys.

[jon-nyc]

@Jolly said in So, how many of you have a dream where Putin comes over to your house?:

@jon-nyc said in So, how many of you have a dream where Putin comes over to your house?:

I dreamt I visited Tulsi and Putin was in her hot tub.

Sounds like a wet dream to me.

That’s quite a confession. But we appreciate your level of comfort with us, even if we find your fantasies a little disturbing.

[kluurs]

Last night's dream was significantly better than having Putin over to the house. In the dream, I was having some issue with my car - but fortunately, Jennifer Garner showed up to offer some help. We hit it off really well. Based on my dream, she's every bit as nice and approachable in dream real life as she is the television. I look forward to our next encounter. Perhaps, I'll invite her over to the house.

[Mik]

Hell, at least I got well laid last night in my dream.