Tucker attacked by Demons
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@Doctor-Phibes said in Tucker attacked by Demons:
@Jolly said in Tucker attacked by Demons:
As many of us do, perhaps he is becoming more conservative in his religious views as he grows older.
Being attacked by the monster hiding under the bed will do that to you.
I will say this, in a more general sense...If you believe in angels, you must believe in demons, as demons are fallen angels.
@Jolly said in Tucker attacked by Demons:
I will say this, in a more general sense...If you believe in angels, you must believe in demons, as demons are fallen angels.
I will grant it's conceivable that an angel attacked him
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It’s also conceivable that he inadvertently opened an inter-dimensional portal under the bed covers in the space time continuum and a malevolent creature from another dimension physically assaulted him.
I am however loathe to attribute the dubious event to an alien encounter or abduction.
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It’s also conceivable that he inadvertently opened an inter-dimensional portal under the bed covers in the space time continuum and a malevolent creature from another dimension physically assaulted him.
I am however loathe to attribute the dubious event to an alien encounter or abduction.
@Renauda said in Tucker attacked by Demons:
It’s also conceivable that he inadvertently opened an inter-dimensional portal under the bed covers in the space time continuum and a malevolent creature from another dimension physically assaulted him.
At last, we have evidence of a superior extra-terrestrial intelligence. We've tried speaking to them. We've tried sending out our finest music, our mathematics, our philosophy. None of it worked. However, watching a few hours of Tucker eventually broke the camel's back. A large, green amorphous blob had finally had enough. "WE HAVE TO SHUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP! YOU, ZERGAL BERGAL, GO AND ATTACK THE ASSHOLE WHILE HE'S SLEEPING!"