Tucker attacked by Demons
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@Jolly said in Tucker attacked by Demons:
I will say this, in a more general sense...If you believe in angels, you must believe in demons, as demons are fallen angels.
I will grant it's conceivable that an angel attacked him
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It’s also conceivable that he inadvertently opened an inter-dimensional portal under the bed covers in the space time continuum and a malevolent creature from another dimension physically assaulted him.
I am however loathe to attribute the dubious event to an alien encounter or abduction.
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@Renauda said in Tucker attacked by Demons:
It’s also conceivable that he inadvertently opened an inter-dimensional portal under the bed covers in the space time continuum and a malevolent creature from another dimension physically assaulted him.
At last, we have evidence of a superior extra-terrestrial intelligence. We've tried speaking to them. We've tried sending out our finest music, our mathematics, our philosophy. None of it worked. However, watching a few hours of Tucker eventually broke the camel's back. A large, green amorphous blob had finally had enough. "WE HAVE TO SHUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP! YOU, ZERGAL BERGAL, GO AND ATTACK THE ASSHOLE WHILE HE'S SLEEPING!"