Are you “Man” enough?

[LuFins Dad]

LOL, the 500lb deadlifter does gay porn….

[LuFins Dad]

And the guy going full thtoated also really goes full throated…

[jon-nyc]

@Jolly said in Are you “Man” enough?:

Libs of Tik-Tok doesn't have to work very hard to find material. Plenty of it.

Nut picking is easy. There are equivalent accounts that do it among your tribe.

[Copper]

I think that at least one of those guys is not a guy.

[Aqua Letifer]

@jon-nyc said in Are you “Man” enough?:

@Jolly said in Are you “Man” enough?:

Libs of Tik-Tok doesn't have to work very hard to find material. Plenty of it.

Nut picking is easy.

Yeah but unlike Trump, your girl's putting them in her own campaign ads.

[jon-nyc]

I would invite you to peruse the ‘Sad cognitive decline of a President’ thread.

[Jolly]

Shucks, I'm sure he could add to it. In the last round, I didn't say anything about Kamala-lama-ding-dong.

[Horace]

Link to video

[George K]

Real men go hunting....

[George K]

I don't know the second thing about shotguns (the first is which end to point at what you want to kill), so perhaps someone can educate me.

This clip is getting a lot of chatter.

[Jolly]

I think he's fumbling, like somebody that hasn't handled his gun in a while.

The shotgun is an A400 Beretta. They're nice, soft-shooting shotguns.

[LuFins Dad]

[LuFins Dad]

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-campaign-forced-to-hire-gay-actors-for-ad-after-being-unable-to-find-any-straight-male-kamala-supporters

U.S. — The Kamala campaign was forced to pay gay actors to make a new ad about manliness after unsuccessfully searching the country for four straight male supporters.

"Oh, I'm sure they can just act like they're straight," said campaign coordinator Julie Rodriguez. "Just have them sit on trucks and talk about carburetors, I'm sure no one will be the wiser."

With Kamala on pace to lose the male vote by a historic margin, the campaign scoured the country looking for four straight dudes to appear in a campaign touting the manliness of voting Democrat. "We searched everywhere. Nothing but chicks and homos," said campaign aide Dawn Harding. "We asked Tim Walz if he had any straight friends, but he just laughed and did jazz hands. The media team had no choice but to just pay the gays."

Despite the video showing the gay men doing really manly things like hanging out in a gym and sitting cross-legged on a truck bed, somehow the public was not fooled. "I was so sure that a gay man using expletives to talk about how much he liked braiding hair was going to sway the male vote," said Rodriguez. "Do men not eat carburetors any more? Ugh, what do we have to do to get that evil, dumb, good-for-nothing gender to vote for us?"

At publishing time, the Kamala campaign had released a new ad targeting gays in which men yell about "eating musicals for breakfast."

[Horace]

It's like a forced perspective situation where they want to be seen as relatable to males, but they use a particular camera angle where they're actually standing 10 feet away.

[LuFins Dad]

I hadn’t even noticed the crossed legs on the pickup tailgate.

[Horace]

I have found the prototype male for Kamala's campaign ads, and he's real. NFL player Blake Grupe, @Jolly 's kicker.

Link to video

[Jolly]

He was detained by Security last year. They thought he was a fan trying to sneak into the locker room.

[Horace]

I wonder if he has the nasally voice I'm imagining. He would be so perfect in a Kamala ad, looking into the camera, telling us he's an NFL player in that voice, and that he's man enough to vote for her.

Actually he has a normal voice. Seems like a fine fellow, man enough to shoulder the pressure of being an NFL kicker. That's almost as hard as being man enough to vote for Kamala.

[Copper]

@LuFins-Dad said in Are you “Man” enough?:

“I eat carburetors for breakfast”

That didn't really sound manly to me,

so I asked Google AI

AI Overview

Learn more

A healthy breakfast often includes carbohydrates, protein, healthy fats, and fiber. Some good breakfast carb options include:

Whole grains

Fruits

Other carbs

OK, now I get it.

[Jolly]

@Horace said in Are you “Man” enough?:

I wonder if he has the nasally voice I'm imagining. He would be so perfect in a Kamala ad, looking into the camera, telling us he's an NFL player in that voice, and that he's man enough to vote for her.

Actually he has a normal voice. Seems like a fine fellow, man enough to shoulder the pressure of being an NFL kicker. That's almost as hard as being man enough to vote for Kamala.

Think he went to Notre Dame.