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    George K
    wrote on 25 Aug 2020, 22:59 last edited by
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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/florida-flatulence-battery-473291

    A Florida Woman was arrested yesterday for allegedly battering her father “due to his flatulence” inside their residence, police say.

    According to an arrest affidavit, Nicole Dozois, 40, shares a bedroom with the 59-year-old victim in a home in Largo, a city in the Tampa Bay area.

    Around 2 AM Sunday, Dozois “became angry” with her father “due to his flatulence and an argument ensued,” police report. Dozois then allegedly attacked her father, punching him in the face “numerous times.”

    Upon responding to the residence, cops noted that the victim “had a bloodied left eye and scratches all over his neck as a result” of the attack.

    Dozois was arrested for domestic battery and booked into the county jail. She was later released on her own recognizance.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

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      Mik
      wrote on 25 Aug 2020, 23:12 last edited by
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      That stinks.

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 27 Aug 2020, 09:51 last edited by
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        Wrong on many levels.

        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
        -Cormac McCarthy

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          brenda
          wrote on 27 Aug 2020, 18:03 last edited by
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          The whole scenario smells bad.

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