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Forklift Driver Klaus

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    Klaus
    wrote on 12 Aug 2024, 19:20 last edited by
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    This is pure gold.

    Link to video

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      Axtremus
      wrote on 12 Aug 2024, 20:28 last edited by
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      Good job, Klaus.

      It prompted me to look this up: https://osha.europa.eu/en/about-eu-osha/national-focal-points/germany

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 12 Aug 2024, 21:09 last edited by
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        Ha

        Only non-witches get due process.

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          George K
          wrote on 12 Aug 2024, 21:41 last edited by
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          I've driven a forklift - it can be fun.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Doctor Phibes
            wrote on 12 Aug 2024, 21:49 last edited by
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            To my great embarrassment I failed a forklift truck test in thw UK.

            Before we were allowed to drive one, the instructor showed us a photograph of a guy who'd had one fall on him and it blew his brain out of the top of the skull. I found it quite difficult to relax after that.

            Everybody else in the office gave me so much shit you wouldn't believe it.

            I was only joking

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              Copper
              wrote on 12 Aug 2024, 22:02 last edited by
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              When I worked in a warehouse (Boston school supplies), we would always tell the new guy to hop on the forklift to go grab something up high.

              Once he got up there we went to lunch.

              It was very funny.

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                Mik
                wrote on 12 Aug 2024, 22:09 last edited by
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                I drove a forklift when I worked in a print shop one summer. It had these beetle-like pincers on the front to lift 6' wide rolls of paper. The first time I did it I didn't get the pincer tight enough. Going down the alley I hit a bump and off the roll went, merrily rolling its way across two streets. It went two blocks before it stopped.

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  Mik
                  wrote on 12 Aug 2024, 22:11 last edited by
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                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  • M Mik
                    12 Aug 2024, 22:09

                    I drove a forklift when I worked in a print shop one summer. It had these beetle-like pincers on the front to lift 6' wide rolls of paper. The first time I did it I didn't get the pincer tight enough. Going down the alley I hit a bump and off the roll went, merrily rolling its way across two streets. It went two blocks before it stopped.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 12 Aug 2024, 22:19 last edited by
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                    @Mik said in Forklift Driver Klaus:

                    It went two blocks before it stopped.

                    Fun!

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 12 Aug 2024, 22:24 last edited by
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                      Damn never would have guessed that we have so much fork lift history here. Such as it is.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                      • G George K
                        12 Aug 2024, 22:19

                        @Mik said in Forklift Driver Klaus:

                        It went two blocks before it stopped.

                        Fun!

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                        Mik
                        wrote on 12 Aug 2024, 22:24 last edited by
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                        @George-K said in Forklift Driver Klaus:

                        Fun!

                        Not.

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          12 Aug 2024, 21:49

                          To my great embarrassment I failed a forklift truck test in thw UK.

                          Before we were allowed to drive one, the instructor showed us a photograph of a guy who'd had one fall on him and it blew his brain out of the top of the skull. I found it quite difficult to relax after that.

                          Everybody else in the office gave me so much shit you wouldn't believe it.

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                          Axtremus
                          wrote on 13 Aug 2024, 02:27 last edited by
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                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Forklift Driver Klaus:

                          Everybody else in the office gave me so much shit you wouldn't believe it.

                          For failing the forklift drive test or just in general?

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                            13 Aug 2024, 02:27

                            @Doctor-Phibes said in Forklift Driver Klaus:

                            Everybody else in the office gave me so much shit you wouldn't believe it.

                            For failing the forklift drive test or just in general?

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                            Doctor Phibes
                            wrote on 13 Aug 2024, 10:31 last edited by
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                            @Axtremus said in Forklift Driver Klaus:

                            @Doctor-Phibes said in Forklift Driver Klaus:

                            Everybody else in the office gave me so much shit you wouldn't believe it.

                            For failing the forklift drive test or just in general?

                            Yes.

                            I was only joking

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                              Klaus
                              wrote on 13 Aug 2024, 11:49 last edited by
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                              Did anyone actually watch the video? It's hilarious.

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                              • K Klaus
                                13 Aug 2024, 11:49

                                Did anyone actually watch the video? It's hilarious.

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                                Doctor Phibes
                                wrote on 13 Aug 2024, 11:51 last edited by Doctor Phibes
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                                @Klaus said in Forklift Driver Klaus:

                                Did anyone actually watch the video? It's hilarious.

                                I watched it. It was quite similar to the training course, but of course with additional and quite wonderful German humour, which isn't something you hear very often, at least from me.

                                I was only joking

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 13 Aug 2024, 11:54 last edited by
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                                  I did. Yes it was funny

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  • K Klaus
                                    13 Aug 2024, 11:49

                                    Did anyone actually watch the video? It's hilarious.

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                                    Axtremus
                                    wrote on 13 Aug 2024, 11:55 last edited by
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                                    @Klaus said in Forklift Driver Klaus:

                                    Did anyone actually watch the video? It's hilarious.

                                    I watched the entire video and rather appreciated the humor.

                                    The "good job" comment was both to the "Klaus" character in the video as well as to you @Klaus for sharing a good video.

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