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Do NOT anger the elephant (graphic warning)

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Prolly won’t do that again.

      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
      -Cormac McCarthy

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      • George KG Offline
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        In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.

        On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.

        He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

        The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

        Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

        Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Brookfield Zoo near Chicago with his teenaged son.

        As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

        Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, slipped past the "WARNING-DO NOT ENTER" sign, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.

        The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

        So, this probably wasn't the same elephant.

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • AxtremusA Away
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          Axtremus
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          Awful! Gotta wonder what the cameraman was doing at the time.

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          • MikM Offline
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            Thinking “I’ll get an award for this!”

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            • RenaudaR Offline
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              The elephant seems more than relaxed about it all. Methodical in fact.

              Elbows up!

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              • RenaudaR Renauda

                The elephant seems more than relaxed about it all. Methodical in fact.

                AxtremusA Away
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                @Renauda said in Do NOT anger the elephant (graphic warning):

                The elephant seems more than relaxed about it all. Methodical in fact.

                ”I‘ma gonna fold this pancake reeeaaal nice like.“

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                  Just a day or so ago.

                  A Spanish tourist was crushed to death by a herd of elephants inside South Africa’s Pilanesberg National Park after he left his vehicle to take a close-up photo of the breeding animals, local police said.

                  https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/10/africa/elephants-kill-spanish-tourist-south-africa-intl/index.html

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                  • JollyJ Offline
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                    That elephant was perturbed, but not crazy pissed. When they're really angry, they tend not to trample. They tend to grab the offending critter with their trunk and slam the critter (or person) repeatedly into nearby trees or into the ground. Oftentimes, they don't quit until they only have a remnant of the body left in their trunk, having scattered pieces around them.

                    “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                    Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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