The Ten Commandments Required
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wrote on 22 Mar 2025, 16:24 last edited by xenon
@Horace said in The Ten Commandments Required:
IMO, Christianity is better than Satanism.
How do you figure? Satanism might be a lot funner if it turns out there’s no afterlife.
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wrote on 22 Mar 2025, 16:26 last edited by
The climate is worse, but the company and entertainment are better.
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@Horace said in The Ten Commandments Required:
IMO, Christianity is better than Satanism.
How do you figure? Satanism might be a lot funner if it turns out there’s no afterlife.
wrote on 22 Mar 2025, 16:48 last edited by@xenon said in The Ten Commandments Required:
@Horace said in The Ten Commandments Required:
IMO, Christianity is better than Satanism.
How do you figure? Satanism might be a lot funner if it turns out there’s no afterlife.
I am referring to what I would prefer my neighbors to believe.
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wrote on 22 Mar 2025, 17:21 last edited by
@Horace said in The Ten Commandments Required:
IMO, Christianity is better than Satanism.
I think we should reserve judgment until all the information comes out.
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@Horace said in The Ten Commandments Required:
IMO, Christianity is better than Satanism.
I think we should reserve judgment until all the information comes out.
wrote on 22 Mar 2025, 17:36 last edited by@jon-nyc said in The Ten Commandments Required:
@Horace said in The Ten Commandments Required:
IMO, Christianity is better than Satanism.
I think we should reserve judgment until all the information comes out.
When it does, there's going to be wailing and gnashing of teeth...
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wrote on 22 Mar 2025, 18:31 last edited by
Okay, here is my favorite heaven and hell joke
A man dies and finds himself in Hell. The Devil meets him and tells him "This is the new, user friendly Hell. There are three doors. Each one is how you'll spend your eternity. You have an hour, so take your time and choose wisely."
He opened the first door, to find a firey pit. Men were chained to posts and eternally flogged by demons as the flames burned around them. He decided that would not be an acceptable choice.The second door revealed an icy slope. Men eternally pushed giant boulders up the side of an icy mountain, only to have a demon kick them back down when they reached the top, forcing them to repeat this for eternity. He closed the door behind him, deciding that this won't do either.
The third door revealed people standing up to their waist in a pit of sh*t, but they were drinking tea and smoking and joking. The demons stood around the sides of the pit looking bored.
When the Devil came back to ask him if he'd made up his mind, he replied "I'll take door number three!". The Devil told him "As you wish", and he went in to spend eternity there.
He grabbed a cup of tea and stepped into the pit looking for a smoke to bum and a person to talk to when the head demon cracked his whip and bellowed "All right, break's over, back on your heads!"
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@jon-nyc said in The Ten Commandments Required:
@Horace said in The Ten Commandments Required:
IMO, Christianity is better than Satanism.
I think we should reserve judgment until all the information comes out.
When it does, there's going to be wailing and gnashing of teeth...
wrote on 22 Mar 2025, 23:26 last edited by Renauda@Jolly said in The Ten Commandments Required:
@jon-nyc said in The Ten Commandments Required:
@Horace said in The Ten Commandments Required:
IMO, Christianity is better than Satanism.
I think we should reserve judgment until all the information comes out.
When it does, there's going to be wailing and gnashing of teeth...
Normal behaviour for Baptists. They’ll feel right at home down at Old Belial’s Inn and Sulphur Dungeon Bierstube.
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wrote on 23 Mar 2025, 00:55 last edited by
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topic:timeago-later,3 months
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wrote on 22 Jun 2025, 01:15 last edited by
A panel of three federal appellate judges has ruled that a Louisiana law requiring the Ten Commandments to be posted in each of the state’s public school classrooms is unconstitutional.
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wrote on 22 Jun 2025, 01:41 last edited by
and now this. LOL
A law requiring Texas public school classrooms to display the Ten Commandments is poised to take effect Sept. 1 after Gov. Greg Abbott signed the bill Saturday.